Isabel Stare-a-thon: Notes from Jack Nicholson

I got this thrilling email last week from Jack Nicholson which states:
“hEy thErE vIcI0U51y 5wEEt,
I Am 50 frEAkIng ExcItEd Ab0Ut thE I5AbE1 5tArE-A-th0n I hAvE n0t 51Ept In wEEk5. I hAvE 5tAkEd 0Ut hEr 1Ab, And I Am wAtchIng fr0m A tEnt. I d0n’t thInk I c0U1d bE m0rE E1AtEd wIth Any 0thEr 5tArIng h01IdAy. 50mEtImE5 I EvEn sIt In hEr ApArtmEnt UntIL 5hE gEt5 h0mE, 50 I cAn 5tArE At thE thIng5 5hE 5tAres At. ExcItIng, rIght?
y0Ur5 f0rEvEr,
jAck nIch0150n”

Wow, Jack Nicholson I didn’t realize you were such a die hard fan. I am so excited to have join the Isabel Stare-A-thon…

Um maybe he's a little too excited. Watch out Isabel!

♫Lauren & Jack Nicholson

Isabel Stare-A-Thon: AD men

It’s been very competitive this year to get a meeting with Isabel Stare-A-Thon HQ.
And we were thrilled to discover the men of Sterling Cooper Draper Price were fans of the Stare-A-thon.
They gave us a few ideas to help us on our way.

PS Don Draper… Huge Isabel Stare-A-thon Fan.

He's been staring since 1964....

♫Lauren

Isabel Stare-a-thon: Shiny Vamps

It has been said as of late that the newest group of Isabel fanatics are considered to be undead.
Yes, Twilight Fans as you sit there dreaming all day of this pasty guy… he sits there all day staring at the one, and only Isabel.

Vampires are really good at staring. He will pretty much be there until all eternity. Or until the next vampy film.

Her teen wolf following is like off the charts.

♫Lauren

Isabel Stare-A-Thon: Vol. 3 Pt. 1

Oh my God it’s Back Again.
(Nice Backstreet Boys reference, right?)

The 3rd annual Isabel Stare-A-thon is going to be bigger and better than ever.
This year we have a Headquarters:

We care that you stare

This year we have an advertisement:

Print this out and Paste it all over town!

This year we want you to print and share this ad all over the community. I want to see it in Hollywood, I want to see it in Madrid, I want to see it on the glorious streets of Sylmar…. I want the world to stare!

So remember this November 20 to December 20th and Canadian Boxing day… DARE TO STARE!
♫Lauren

Countdown to Isabel Stare-a-thon

Time is nearly herr to stare and stare and stare. Brought to you by the Isabel Stare-a-thon 2010

Good Afternoon People of the Internet,
Yes the wait is nearly over… In a mere few hours the Isabel Stare-A-thon 2010 will be upon us.
Are you ready for a whole new month of Stare?
Have you got your binoculars out of storage?
Have you found a good watching space?
Have you set your phasers to stare?
Well I hope you have!!!!!!!!!!
♫Lauren

All in Good Character: Dorian Gray

Many people would not agree with me and my love for the tragic prince of vanity, Dorian Gray.
He was created by one of my literary BFF’s Oscar Wilde. Who takes you through the luscious world of appearances in Victorian England.
At the age of 18 Dorian sits for a portrait so beautiful that all sorts of men adore him, and all his awesome hot-ness. So while being a stupid man delighted with his appearance he and Lord Henry kind of sell his soul to the devil… so he can stay young and handsome forever…
I can’t say that many 18 year olds wouldn’t do something so dumb.
So for another 18 years or so he counted up sins like nobody’s business… Including being mean to his Ophelia like girlfriend, and murdering the man who originally painted him. At least he looked damn good while doing it. And like all other straight up gangsters he never misse a party. Wouldn’t he so be friends with Kanye West in modern times?
Well here is my doodle ode to him:

♫Lauren