Today I couldn’t have been more excited about getting new samples.
The best part of getting a new sample is peeling off all its protective coating. It’s like one of the best things about working in my office. So between all my deadlines I get to experience the shear joy of peeling off stickers!
This is actually the best thing that happened today! Because I’m not playing Call of Duty tonight :)
♫Lauren
Good Afternoon Professionalites!
Now I am back in town and close enough to quote the Most Treasured Professional in the San Gabriel Valley. Much to my surprise, I have emerged from my Montana vacation to find the feistiest Professional Eric in Southern California. He is so angry he can hardly answer and respond to his work email… during non-work hours!
DUN
DUN
DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Now on to the PQOTD!
Lying somewhere betwixt the realm of everyone’s truest-gayest-love Oscar Wilde, and curmudgeon-y b.f.f. Winston Churchill; Professional Eric got his professional diss on:
So you better watch out, Unprofessionals all about the land. PSIC is mad as heck and he isn’t going to take it anymore!
♫Lauren
The newest addition to the Canon of things Christine needs for all the time is a beautiful and welcome addition to any home.
FAKE BIRDS.
Firstly, you can put them in your house and make it more exotic.
Secondly, you can reenact your favorite moments from “The Birds.”
And Thirdly, you can use them to make your guests feel incredibly odd.
Guest: “Um is that a Raven in my tea?”
Christine: “Why yes, I think it is.”
Happy Friday!
Adding to the 12 days of Christmas like list that I have created of things I desperately need from a Halloween Novelty shop I bring to you what every girl wants this Christmas.
A
Decoratve
Skull!
Just hand the girl of your dreams a sparkly bedazzled former human head, and reap all the besame mucho moments that will come your way!
♫Lauren
Good Afternoon Professionalites! (The followers of the Professional Quote of the Day)
There are many things that make a professional jump for joy.
Here is a non definitive list:
-New technology
-USB ports
-Spread sheets
-Sending an informative email
-Scientific discoveries
-Scheduling
-Newer technology
But more than most things professionals like “proofing” or “pro-oofing” a situation, as shown in todays PQOTD:
And he was so happy that for the rest of the day he sync’d his phone with the joyous delight of 12 professionals.
♫Lauren (a professional in training)
On This beautiful theme of items located in a novelty store that should be used for all times of the year… I bring to you old timey hat.
I call it that because I’m not sure that this is is Vicotrian, Edwardian, or created solely for Eliza Doolittle impersonators.
But whatever the style it was, Christine needs it:
And it needs her!
♫Lauren
Hear Ye! Hear Ye! The time hath come for the newest Professional Quote on the West (and the best) Coast.
The professional is hungry. And when he gets hungry… he does like every other coordinated professional does… make legislation.
While chewing upon the most professional sandwich in the San Gabriel Valley. He said the following statement:
And then we, the good people of the Office Oval vetoed that because we will not have that forceful type of regulation, even if the most professional had good intentions behind it. I would rather toss my lunch into the outside dumpster in protest in an lunch-y homage to the Boston Tea Party (as we are nowhere near Boston Harbor) than have my lunch pushed unceremoniously to the half hour.
WE WILL NOT HAVE IT!!!
♫Lauren
Now this is really not a shocking story to add to the “Things for all the Time” cannon.
But when I was a kid in the bustling neon world of the 1980s I was totally enthralled with Elvira.
Like, I wanted to be her when I grew up. The thought of having huge hair, fun make-up, that poodle with a mohawk, was one of the most thrilling possibilities I could come up with.
And plus she gets to make fun of herself for a living, and watch awesome movies.
For a mere $40 Halloween Town wants to help make my Mistress of the Dark realities a real thing.
And not just for Halloween:
Just imagine sitting behind me in a movie theater with that hair.
♫Lauren
Good Afternoon Professional Enthusiasts!
Eric is trying to keep mum on a professional quote that has to do with Halloween.
Mostly, because he believes that professionalism does not mix with the world of Halloween.
But there are things that professionals like to celebrate… for example when they get a new email with an attachment:
OMG. Let’s CC: El Boo Hoo Hoo! The lovable office ghost!
♫Lauren
OMG. I hope someone dresses as professional Eric today!
Oh wait, the whole office came as Eric today!
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
Viciously Sweet 