I don’t care if Monday’s blue… Tuesday’s gray & Wednesday too.
It’s Friday… you should stare at Isabel!
Even if you are at work!!! At work you should have a stare buddy makes sure you have enough Isabel eye intake for the day!
♫lauren!
CLAY AIKEN
Isabel Stare-a-thon: There’s A Manual
Happy 2nd day of the Isabel Stare-A-thon 2009.
Today we celebrate with a special Clay Aiken edition of the stare-a-thon:
Enjoy your weekend staring at Isabel!
♫LAUREN
Party Supplies
Anyone who is totally rad is going to Isabel & Clay’s Halloween Party.
Earlier today this swift duo were spotted shopping for the events:
It’s going to be paper towel themed as you can see by the shopping cart contents… this is mostly because Isabel doesn’t like spillage.
But also they are going to make spooky paper towel ghosts that would even make Martha Stewart envious.
But there will be no caramel or any other sticky treats there… so bring your own and rub them all over Isabel.
♫lauren
Isabel’s Big Adventure
Today Isabel says she’s learning.
However,as you can see here if hanging out with Clay Aiken was a major, she’d be on the honor roll:
I have no clue who the other people in this picture are… but I’m betting they work at her “lab.”
As you can see their experiment is how radiant Clay Aiken is in the sun, they will measure this in centijoules (Isabel’s favorite quantatative measurement)
Happy Sciencing to you :)
♫lauren
The Checkers Day Miracle
Happy September 23rd!
Today is Checkers Day & Pot Pie Day!!!
I know that means today you can don your snuggie, grab a pot pie and sit down to a wonderful game of checkers……
in other great news Isabel (the newly biked) received a Checker’s Day miracle when she was visited by a finely sweatered Clay Aiken and the (insert word here) Tyra Banks
It took Tyra 42 seconds to make the whole event about her.
Happy Checker’s Day!
♫lauren
Some Enchanted Evening
After a magically aquatic afternoon at Sea World, Isabel hits the town with Clay Aiken and new bff Rosie O’Donnell… we’re told that they watched the “Mother Goose Puppet Show” in Balboa Park…
They reportedly spent their evening on the carousel at fisherman’s wharf and then bought shirts that had the followin image on it:
♫LAUREN
Things that are Fancy: Phone Edition
Are you searching for a new phone that can make all your dreams come true?
That will call people on their birthday with an automated message from you?
And also makes criss cross potatoes?
Well that doesn’t exist yet, but t-mobile’s more than snazzy “my touch” will let you create your own case for you phone and i have a few suggestions:
Would you like to treasure a Harpo phone production try an “Eric and Oprah” cover:
Or maybe celebrate the love of Clay and Isabel?
The possibilites are really endless.
♫LAUREN
Somebody’s Trying to Steal Your Man
I think there may be danger ahead for Isabel and Clay…
One of our most valued sources sent us this picture of Clay Aiken last night and it appears that Eric (of “the ladies” fame) is trying to woo Mr. Aiken’s attentions away from the fair Isabel:
This is pretty low Eric… what will Oprah say?
♫LAUREN
Birthday Getaway’s With Clay And Isabel
Although she tells everyone she’s in the lab creating the perfect shade of industructable yet soft lipstick… Isabel is still traversing the world with Clay Aiken…
Although Clay has already sent his bedazzled greeting Isabel would like to add this photo for our archive:
She has also told us that today she plans on starting a collection koalas… because the are basically the rat of Australia.
♫LAUREN
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Viciously Sweet 