There is nothing better in an already great day than when you add a churro to it.
I was so excited that Amber went to Costco and presented me with the most delicious churro known to Glendora! I upon making my acceptance speech on having received a delectable delight during work hours proceeded to sing a song to my beautiful dessert:
And just in case you need some help imagining the song, or want to sing to your special churro:
♫Lauren
My boss is super in love with the worst printer. It jams, and never prints color drawings correctly. It seriously will never accept that purple exists, ever… But I digress.
But it is the first printer he ever purchased for professional use. And you know how the men folks feel about technology.
His love for the 11 x 17 near my desk is so beautiful I think it should be crafted into a beautiful heart-wrenching novel.
Move over Twilight and all those stories crafted by Nicholas Sparks…
Viciously Sweet Presents:
Never was there a love truer, than a man and his inkjet printer.
♫Lauren
Today I couldn’t have been more excited about getting new samples.
The best part of getting a new sample is peeling off all its protective coating. It’s like one of the best things about working in my office. So between all my deadlines I get to experience the shear joy of peeling off stickers!
This is actually the best thing that happened today! Because I’m not playing Call of Duty tonight :)
♫Lauren
Today I am not near a computer as I traveled up to Montana for non-professional reasons.
So with a little bit of internet magic I bring to you today’s very special edition of things from a Halloween Store I need for all the time.
An 8′ tall inflatable Stay Puft Marshmallow Man from “Ghostbusters”
I had no idea that my life was so incomplete without a blow up version of a thing I loved when I was a kid. I mean, think of all the magic that my life could have been full of. It just makes me want to sit down drink some Ecto Cooler and watch Punky Brewster with the freaking thing.
Anyone got $140 to spare so my dreams can be alive?
♫Lauren
Adding to the 12 days of Christmas like list that I have created of things I desperately need from a Halloween Novelty shop I bring to you what every girl wants this Christmas.
A
Decoratve
Skull!
Just hand the girl of your dreams a sparkly bedazzled former human head, and reap all the besame mucho moments that will come your way!
♫Lauren
On This beautiful theme of items located in a novelty store that should be used for all times of the year… I bring to you old timey hat.
I call it that because I’m not sure that this is is Vicotrian, Edwardian, or created solely for Eliza Doolittle impersonators.
But whatever the style it was, Christine needs it:
And it needs her!
♫Lauren
Now this is really not a shocking story to add to the “Things for all the Time” cannon.
But when I was a kid in the bustling neon world of the 1980s I was totally enthralled with Elvira.
Like, I wanted to be her when I grew up. The thought of having huge hair, fun make-up, that poodle with a mohawk, was one of the most thrilling possibilities I could come up with.
And plus she gets to make fun of herself for a living, and watch awesome movies.
For a mere $40 Halloween Town wants to help make my Mistress of the Dark realities a real thing.
And not just for Halloween:
Just imagine sitting behind me in a movie theater with that hair.
♫Lauren
While you are all dressed up as a kinky cheerleader, or a sexy cookie monster… remember there is someone out there more provocative than you will ever be without trying… And she loves to shake it for Halloween:
My best suggestion is if she’s in the costume contest I wouldn’t make a bet that you could win against her…There is no one else in the world who could wear pumpkins like that.
HAVE A DELICIOUS HALLOWEEN!
♫Lauren
The bounty of kitschy fabulous things at Halloween Town made the whole world a happy place. One of the joyous pieces I purchased at this establishment was one of the most adorable fascinators I have seen as of late.
I realized if I didn’t have it my life would be complete, and more so I would probably never be invited to a werewolf bar mitzvah. And I don’t want to be a part of that kind of world.
I will wear it even to wash dishes, I am committed to this hat.
♫Lauren
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