Let’s talk about ‘Ships

There isn’t a thing that can slow this blog down. No meanies, beanies, weenies (note:not Christine of course!), or anything in betweenies. So I am going to Beyonce snap this into a doodle… *snap*

I think this doodle is appropriate for the following reasons:

1. I like the Science of Sleep which this post is a personal aside to,


2. I like general nautical adventures, much like Gob from Arrested development (especially with the hot cops):

It's magic!

3. Because of this post about a man whose girlfriend is not as pretty as a man in drag….
Sadly I know girls who aren't that pretty, inside or out.

4. I am in a surprisingly good mood today considering I was crying in the bathroom at work yesterday.
I looked just like this... except for in an orange bathroom.

5. Because Charlie Sheen is winning in my heart.

And that is all. Love and Lollipops to all of y’all.
♫Lauren

A lenten present

In this time of sacrifice and elightenment (and no meat) I give to you my newest (and closest to my heart) doodle:

Also there are 48 days of lent this year… so, yeah. Good luck with all of that.
♫Lauren

Put some wax on it!

Face with face sauce on it!
It has been so busy at work there is hardly time to make these posts happen.
Today I was kind of pissy. And was a participant of a rude lunch. In which I think I may have been wished bad luck.
So what people may ask is wrong with Lauren? She is usually the female (human) version of Spongebob!
Well some of you may know… but for others, I’m really mad at mustaches. But not the kind sported on jaunty men or the one on Christian Bale’s face… just one specific mustachio on one specifically mustachioed person.

Now that I've finished this I'm pretty sure I'm winning! P.S. Ladies don't accept staches in your life!

♫Lauren

Let’s get Tangy: Award edition

I’m going to an architectural award thing with Tang. I’m planning on being pretty darn fancy whilst attending.
And then I said, Nancy should be winning a Tangy Award for all her tangy-ness… so I drew it:

For her valiant efforts in tangnometry

♫Lauren