Every morning like every other cat owner I get to marvel at the mystical scratches that I received in my sleep.
My dear friend, Elliott the cat is very fond of the “Lauren attack”… this is where he runs up to me throws a gang sign or two and then scratches me as he runs away.
This is like his most favorite game ever, and now it happens when I am awake too.
♫Lauren
The Isabel Stare-a-thon has become the newest sensation for the 2-D.
This doodle Lauren really can barely handle it.
I can’t even explain to you how Mickey Mouse or Baloo feels about it…. Because they are holding on to their f*ing hats.
♫Lauren
International Talk Like a Pirate day is back! To celebrate I give you a weeks worth of doodles!
And here to celebrate the festivities is everyone I doodle dressed as a pirate!!!
Like Elliott, who cannot talk. But if he could he’s sound like a pirate:
Elliott has started becoming a bigger hoodlum than previously stated:
Urgh.
♫Lauren
This was inspired by Amelie:
♫Lauren
Ell’s feeling Yummy head to toe.
In my continuation of food related doodles I bring you Elliott my cat, covered in your dinner:
He wishes he could do this and not be in trouble.
♫Lauren
Today’s Story time with Lauren is about Elliott the cat:
Sometimes I see my cat staring at birds. He stares at them in a way where you can tell he wants to eat their faces.
But it’s cute, because he is an indoor cat and has no chance of ever catching birds.
And if he did he may pass out from excitement.
If we lived in the Twilight Zone he would wake up to find he was a bird all along:
♫Lauren
Today’s storytime adventure involves another true story.
This story takes place in a little beige house with white trim. In this house resides a family, a family with 3 lovely pets.
As you can tell this is probably my house, and those are probably my pets that I am talking about.
Specifically, tt’s about Elliott, the cat.
To my cat there is nothing more relaxing than recreational decorating. He enjoys stealing weird bits of string, paper, paperclips, twisty ties, and unused popsicle sticks (from a failed art project) to scatter all about his kitty tube.
When you clean up the area he goes back out to the world to recollect these bits, or similar friends of theirs. I think he is inspired to do this because he knows that I work with architecture.
I think if he had an architectural style it would be deconstructionist.
♫Lauren
Sometimes I find my cat staring out the window in a manner reminiscent to that of a young Ariel wishing she were part of the human world.
Also, I have a way over active imagination.
That is how I came up with this conclusion:
♫Lauren
Viciously Sweet 