Stories about Elliott

I have a cat his name is Elliott.

Elliott likes to do many things, like eating, breaking my mother’s possessions and sleeping.

Here likes to sleep on towels, my head, my pillow, the window sill, his kitty scratchy tube, any person he can sit on, and….

♫Lauren

10 things that I’ve thought of today w/ Lauren

1. Is the “Wedding Singer” the best movie ever?

Answer: To me it may just be, I almost failed a film class when I said it was my favorite film. Because the teacher looked at me and said she’d assume I liked Adam Sandler films. Although it was more than a diss on her part, I do like Adam Sandler and took this as a compliment.

Also it may be the best film because of classic moments like this:

and finally,

2. Mr Belvedere. He’s always made me wish I had a curmudgeonly servant with a British accent. And…eww did anyone really like Kevin Owens?

3. Will I photobooth with Christine when we celebrate her and Isabel’s birthday? And does Isabel approve of us celebrating her birthday if she’s in San Diego? And when is a great time to go harrass Isabel in this San Diego?

4. This song. Because it’s not to late for “that”. And boy do I love non-specifics.

5. Why is it so cold and not raining? I was outside today and there was wind like a monsoon was upon me and then…… nothing.

Seriously thanks weather men. I could be wearing much cuter shoes!!!

6. Did my cat do something super heinous and bad today? In other news does anyone want a slightly used cat? He’s beige and has a bowtie for fancy occasions.

7. Why don’t I get glamour naps at work?

8. Is my niece like the cutest thing? I adore her absolute blondeness!

9. Will I ever make another marathon of Eric and the ladies? Will this upset Eric?

Answer: YES and YES!

10.  Why doesn’t Starbucks advertise like this? I mean seriously Jason Sudeikis looks real good, and he’s drinking a Starbucks beverage.

On a sad note this is him as Floyd DeBarber… getting married to some yoga weirdo.

That’s pretty much it.

LAUREN OUT!

Doodles In Wonderland

So I am a total nerd.

And I really like Alice in wonderland…

I drew this for Jimmy’s Birthday. But I am putting this up to celebrate not only that we own a lot of pets but in celebration of Tim Burton’s new movie.

Which I am going to see tomorrow.

Also watch the other recent wonderland remake “Alice” with Andrew Potts, it was a very different and interesting adaptation. Andrew was the best Mad Hatter I’ve seen.

have a snazzy weekend!

Lauren

Mr. Kitty

Elliott was once the tiniest of mittens, and now he’s a big bootie kitten.

Here he is as a baby kitten… in a very fine sweater vest:

 

and here he is as a big man kitty:

 

and here’s his big bootie

He is almost 15 pounds and isn’t full size. I assume he’s going to be roughly this size at his full growth:

 

And Although I named him after Elliott Reid:

he reminds me more of farmer Ted aka Anthony Michael Hall:

There is a striking resemblance… except my cat is not friends with John Cusak.

♫LAUREN

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Adventures in Cleaning pt. 1

I think I tried to explain to Christine that my family does not move often.

We are not nomadic.

It has even been a struggle to switch rooms with my sister. I’ve been cleaning out my old room of my childhood memories. So I decided to take pictures of the Highlights and so today I give you these adventures in room cleaning.

Here is my cat Elliott helping a girl out with the shoe issues.

And here’s my discovery of my little burro. Who needs “My little Pony” when you can have a lead filled burro. That’s what I thought.

I am still not done cleaning so more photos are on the way. 

♫LAUREN

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hello ladies… it’s Elliott

Here is a brief introduction to the newest Hollaway…

  • His name is Elliott, much like the beloved doctor on Scrubs
  • he likes feathers
  • he enjoys sleeping in your face
  • he would stare at Isabel if he knew her
  • he likes to eat tons of food.. even though he is a stick like creature -this also means he poos a ton as well
  • he likes to sit as close to your face as possible, seriously
  • he likes to meow at anything
  • he also likes Cynthia… but this is not mutual
  • he does not like doctors, barking, and not being paid attention to
  • he also dislikes reading and would love to sit on any reading material you have

He is currently being a stay-at-home kitten.

 

yep... hes a kitten
yep... he's a kitten