Isabel Stare-A-thon 2012: Exponential THON

Today is the final day of staring, glaring and gazing at the one and only Isabel.

Since I have not been as up to date this year on my staring logs. I have decided the best way to share how much staring at Isabel means to our office. Cue the romantic music.

The guys in the office are really into the whole event:

It’s been really hard to get work done in the office because people cannot literally look away from the live Isabel feed on the computer. The professional loves that the stare-a-thon can be integrated into his cubicle time:

And then there is Jonathon… our new coworker:

Jonathon preparing to stare

Has not only caught the staring bug:

But he also made this years staring slogan:

Yes, I work with some really weird dudes. And well, they could be doing worse things than staring. So as long as the star-a-thon is on we’re all safe… wait, it’s over.

Happy Stare-a-thon Isabel!

2012 Isabel Stare-a-thon, out.


Promises, Promises

Eric said if he gets an apartment… I can do whatever I like. He gave this no limits, so yeah. Although he currently is not in the apartment, he is fully sold on the idea. So, I’m going to start preparing for the “anything.” But now I have a few questions…
Am I above the law?
Will anyone ever drink our large supply of SNAPPLE?
Should I use this new freedom to do evil with?
Or should I use this new privelige to help others?
I can do so much to make the people happy….
Well for the meantime, photoshopping him with Oprah is something everyone likes:

Oprah and Eric hugs are used as currency in several nations! Invest today! If you see Eric on the streets just hug him, or tickle him, taser him... Don't worry, I said its okay... and I can do whatever I like :)

♫Lauren (the currently limitless)

The Most Hammsome Analogy

My least favorite part of the SAT’s were by far the analogies, I always thought they were incredibly unuseful. As I do not commonly write or say things like;
raisins:goats ::
mayonaise: gorillas

But since I am commonly teased about my love for certain celebrities I have finally found an analogy that is correct.

Eric : Lea Michele::
Lauren : Jon Hamm

This is 100% true.

But truthfully, I still hate analogies....


First Eric and Oprah of the year!

All this talk about google searching “Oprah and Eric” made me think… what has viciously sweet been missing in the new year?
Doodles? No.
Staring at Isabel? Of course, but that is only for Nov 20 -Dec 20 and Canadian Boxing Day
Eric and Oprah? Why yes, that is precisely what is missing.

And now it isn’t:

This was a picture of them on Matching Sweater Sunday!

Don’t worry I would never post this on the walls* at Citrus College.
*more like handouts and flyers…

The Dawn of the Professional

The world is atwitter with the complete professional transformation of Eric.

It seems like yesterday he was setting up enough autocad drawing layers and rules to confuse the heck out interns…

Now he’s a college graduate who can still use technical terms that make everyone more confused than usual. To commemorate this very epic moment in time I bring you a photo of the two most excited people at Eric’s graduation:


You knew I was going to do this. Congratulations.


Have You Ever Loved a Woman?

Well have you ever loved a woman?

If you are Professional Eric… the answer is yes.

He has loved a woman in the Bryan Adams singing about it to the people kind of way.

And the woman that makes him feel this way is a fan of Sweet Potatoes. Which some believe is her nickname for the professional one…

He and Oprah are so in love that they spend every Saturday afternoon like this:

 It’s so true.