Even though mom said they would stay that way.
Even though I do it so hard I feel the rotation.
Even when I know I messed up my eye makeup when I’m doing it.
I just can’t help myself:
Sadly, one of my coworkers knows that when they talk, I roll my eyes at them. In my I can’t help myself defense…this is because I know everything they say is the worst.
BUT ROLLING EYE BONUS: It stops them from saying my eyes are so “mysterious” and “alluring”. Seriously. Pervy.
ALSO NOTED: Writing about my absurdly quiet office is becoming a bummer. They need to get it together.