Confessions With Lauren: It’s all in the eyes

28 Feb

Even though mom said they would stay that way.

Even though I do it so hard I feel the rotation.

Even when I know I messed up my eye makeup when I’m doing it.

I just can’t help myself:

They are just going to roll away and leave me one of these days, and I’m going to be all eye-less and I”m going to have to put buttons there like that “Coraline” story.

Sadly, one of my coworkers knows that when they talk, I roll my eyes at them. In my I can’t help myself defense…this is  because I know everything they say is the worst.

BUT ROLLING EYE BONUS: It stops them from saying my eyes are so “mysterious” and “alluring”. Seriously. Pervy.

ALSO NOTED: Writing about my absurdly quiet office is becoming  a bummer. They need to get it together.



10 Responses to “Confessions With Lauren: It’s all in the eyes”

  1. Cakes McCain February 28, 2013 at 6:36 pm #

    With an added complimentary grimace – It’s a nice touch. However my mom said the same thing and now I keed botox. Suck it mom!!!!

    • Cakes McCain February 28, 2013 at 6:39 pm #

      Need not ‘keed – sorry.’

    • Viciously Sweet March 1, 2013 at 8:52 am #

      My mom told me yesterday upon seeing the doodle that she thinks I should not roll my eyes again.
      But then I told her about my day and she said “Roll away”

  2. SummerSolsticeGirl February 28, 2013 at 9:22 pm #


    Pinning this one!

  3. Lafemmeroar March 1, 2013 at 12:51 am #

    My mother said the same thing to me … she lied … just like she did with Santa Claus.

    • Viciously Sweet March 1, 2013 at 8:54 am #

      Her and Santa told you?!?!
      Is it bad that I never told my parents I found out about Santa so I could continue getting presents until I was like 16. Santa bought me some really awesome things… including a portable boombox. I was so cool because of him. :)

  4. The Hook March 1, 2013 at 6:21 am #

    My wife rolls her eyes quite often.
    I wonder why?

    • Viciously Sweet March 1, 2013 at 9:40 am #

      Um she’s practicing for the new Olympic team. She has some competition against me and Tina Fey in a few years!

      • The Hook March 3, 2013 at 7:12 am #

        That should be interesting…

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