Even though mom said they would stay that way.
Even though I do it so hard I feel the rotation.
Even when I know I messed up my eye makeup when I’m doing it.
I just can’t help myself:
Sadly, one of my coworkers knows that when they talk, I roll my eyes at them. In my I can’t help myself defense…this is because I know everything they say is the worst.
BUT ROLLING EYE BONUS: It stops them from saying my eyes are so “mysterious” and “alluring”. Seriously. Pervy.
ALSO NOTED: Writing about my absurdly quiet office is becoming a bummer. They need to get it together.
♥Lauren
Viciously Sweet 
With an added complimentary grimace – It’s a nice touch. However my mom said the same thing and now I keed botox. Suck it mom!!!!
Need not ‘keed – sorry.’
My mom told me yesterday upon seeing the doodle that she thinks I should not roll my eyes again.
But then I told her about my day and she said “Roll away”
HAHAHAHA
Pinning this one!
Yay! I just got pinned :)
My mother said the same thing to me … she lied … just like she did with Santa Claus.
Her and Santa told you?!?!
Is it bad that I never told my parents I found out about Santa so I could continue getting presents until I was like 16. Santa bought me some really awesome things… including a portable boombox. I was so cool because of him. :)
My wife rolls her eyes quite often.
I wonder why?
Um she’s practicing for the new Olympic team. She has some competition against me and Tina Fey in a few years!
That should be interesting…