Oh, hey there internet!
Happy First day of May. I’m sure everyone was enjoying all those Justin Timberlake jokes about “it’s going to be May.” But now that we are firmly planted in May… I think we all need a chance to have a highly specific giggle about an 1980s Pop/Rock group “Hall and Oates.”
And yes, just in case you were wondering I’m taking that joke on my new comedy tour called “Things only I find funny”…
Wait, Daryl Hall is totally into this joke too:
It's so true... hahaha. *clap clap* -- Daryl Hall photo by: by Matthew Becker
Change that tour title to “Things that Daryl Hall and I think are funny.”
Also here’s the song because I assume you are singing it by now anyways:
Since this weekend I was trapped at home with 5 very small, super homeless kittens (I will explain in another post.) I decided to clean up and give away some already read books. Including books I’ve had since high school… Like that one from Mr. O’s class that we never ever used, not even once.
On a side note: One of my personal favorites “The Picture of Dorian Gray” will never be given away, but was with those stacks of books.
To get to the point of this post… I was perusing my old reading material when a hilarious list slid out from between its pages. It was a list with who my high school friends would be if it were the 1980’s.
The answers are as follows:
Christine’s tide would be high as Blondie’s front woman Deborah Harry
Although no longer blond, Christine could pull off this look. Give it a whirl.
Isabel would be rocking and rolling as Joan Jett.
I wonder if Joan could love Clay Aiken like that...
Nikki T. would be Chrissy Hynde of the Pretenders fame. Because both of them love black clothes
Nikki T is all about the rock n' roll, and and wearing black...
Lisa was would be lacey glove wearing Madonna…
and Yours truly would be the Technicolor Cyndi Lauper.
Okay I mostly calm down my clothing for work... but neon green is a neutral, I promise.
All of these things still in a way make sense.
I think this photo fills in the mind gap of this list.
There is something to say about the hilarious truths of High School girls. Boy, do I still love making lists though.
I’m so over this Conan thing. The best name in Late Night is “Jimmy.”
I have lately been cultivating a new appreciation for Jimmy Fallon. He reminds me of Pee wee Herman a bit (his clothing and sillyness), and I really am fascinated by his late night show.
I try to stay up to watch it as much as possible, and if I can’t I will definitely watch it on hulu. Because it’s so good, when he writes his thank you notes… and his actually funny*stand up!
*Most late night host’s stand-up is the least funny thing in the world.
He keeps additionally adding funny things like this:
A video about ukelele music and getting work done which will not link to this site
They have reached a new destination, India. As Oprah sheds tears of butter near the tower of London. Clay and Isabel are getting spicy skipping out of New Delhi and heading south to see one of the true monuments of LOVE… the Taj Mahal.
Isabel had only this to say “That’s disgusting. And besides, if a woman really loves a man, she doesn’t care if an alligator bites off his face”.
Viciously Sweet 