Professional Quote of the Day: September 7th

Today’s PQOTD or Professional Quote of the day for all you sillies who don’t believe in abbreviations, delves deep inside the psyche of the professional.

The following quote may change your very existence:

Now stop.

Listen to your computer…

Do you hear what it’s telling you?

Yep, I heard it too.

You need a new t-shirt.

Wait, woah… you need a professional t-shirt.

Let me help you…

This is the most professional t-shirt online BTW (which for those who don’t understand abbreviations means “behind the waterfall”):

♫Lauren

Professional Quote of the Day: August 23rd

Eric’s professionalism has grown in leaps and bounds. This is not surprising as we refer to him as the Most Treasured Professional in the San Gabriel Valley. But, now he’s even filled with professional thoughts on days when he’s taken the day off.

Today’s professional quote of the day illustrates this point:

Only Eric would think of professionalism at the beach!
In my opinion, this was worth the wait of the days when I had no quote to share!!!

♫Lauren

Eric and the manly afternoon

Eric is taking a day off, so I don’t have a quote of the day again!
I know this is getting a bit ridiculous… So I have to settle for a classic Eric topic.

Eric and the ladies. Yep, Eric can stop his wild adventures with the ladies…

wait…

hold up…

that is not a lady:

Oh.
Well, I don’t blame him… John Stamos is Uncle Jesse-licious.

♫Lauren

Now with Razor Sharp Teeth!

I have discovered that my phone is useful when I need to doodle on the go quickly, and efficiently.

So thanks to the magic of Paint Joy, I can share this!

View this doodle Lauren, who is so vicious and proud of her Razor sharp teeth… which have always been a dream of mine. And sometimes a nightmare.

Professional Quote of the Day: August 17th

The life of a professional is a tough one.

So many projects to manage, emails to send, engineers and clients to deal with… giggling coworkers. Sometimes they need a bit of a break, as shown in today’s Professional Quote of the Day:

And I would like to point out that Professional Eric, brought Yonadab into this professional convo, not me! (He totally accused this innocent Lauren of this earlier today about this!!!)

♫Lauren

Surprise Jimmy!

I have no idea why I doodled Jimmy as one of the toys that scared me the most as a child, but here we are with Jimmy as a jack in the box.

And I want you to know that I always store test myself to see if I am still afraid of them. The answer is yes, because I don’t like jumping-out-of-box surprises.

Bonus: What buildings are on the box? I bet Jimmy knows instantly!

♫Lauren

My new threads

I’ve been getting in some trouble for some months now, every time I dress nice… people follow me to my car, stare deeply at me, or accuse me of staring at their man.

Um I just tried to look nice for a change, sorry that me putting more that 10 minutes into my makeup offends people. To try to appease the public (and save myself from swift parking lot murders) I have decided to spice up the old wardrobe:

♫Lauren

P.S. This is Christine’s response (which I immortalized in doodle):

Thanks little liquid beanie!

P.P.S. I did stare at him… he was sitting across the table from me. Hey Angel!