Professional Quote of the Day: September 13th

September 13, 2011 | Viciously Sweet

We all know how Professional Eric feels about inputs and outputs…

Well Professor Eric is just the same! (Not surprising, as they are the same person… but, like The Superman/Clark Kent kind of thing… being a professor is like his secret identity)

Now run into that phone booth, rip off your glasses and INPUT this PQOTD in your head:

Wouldn’t it be great if that was his superhero catchphrase?

Apparently if he were a superhero he’d call himself Mr P., but the best part is that when someone needed his help he would change out of his stretchy unitard into a business suit… because that is how professionals do it.

♫Lauren

Professional Quote of the Day: September 12th

September 12, 2011November 11, 2011 | Viciously Sweet

You know how when you were a kid they told you not to look directly into the sun… because like you’ll be blind forever, or something.

Well its time for the professional quote of the day… PQOTD People!

And for today’s super sparkly quote you may need that pinhole viewer you’ve been saving:

He’s like professional sunshine!

♫Lauren

Professional Quote of the day: September 9th

September 9, 2011September 9, 2011 | Viciously Sweet

On this casual friday on this September day, one of the best things ever was said at lunch…
With that brief and beautiful intro, I bring you the professional Quote of the day:

Which is the only professional way to lunch, otherwise your waiter may not know you are a treasured professional. And that would be heartbreaking to the Treasured Professionals Union (TPU, if you would.)

And just in case your all like… whoa girl, that isn’t funny at all.
There is this barely photoshopped photo of Eric (seriously, I only added one letter):

P.S. Hey there, reflection of Dab!

Happy Friday!
♫Lauren

Professional Quote of the Day: September 8th

September 8, 2011September 8, 2011 | Viciously Sweet

We here at Viciously Sweet are usually about the funny haha’s… But right now, you better buckle up your buttercup because this Professional Quote of the Day is… going to be inspirational!

This one is for all those kids who show up on time with a smile on their face to work at the local Hot Dog on a Stick, or that one actually happy person greeting people at Wal-Mart. And especially for all those people who refuse to wear casual clothes on casual friday:

Congratulations on being in the elite field of professionals. I imagine that field is full of ties, and iPhones, and money… like Jay-Z amounts of money.

Here’s an artist interpretation:

♫Lauren

One Moonvest away from a classy evening

September 8, 2011September 8, 2011 | Viciously Sweet

I am a big fan of 30 Rock.

This is not really an astonishing declaration, also something that is not a surprise…

I want a moon vest, to make all of my evenings classy. You know, I’ll wear it under my snuggie… like a classy surprise.

check it check it:

Then (inner librarian) check my reference:

♫Lauren

Professional Quote of the Day: September 7th

September 7, 2011November 11, 2011 | Viciously Sweet

Today’s PQOTD or Professional Quote of the day for all you sillies who don’t believe in abbreviations, delves deep inside the psyche of the professional.

The following quote may change your very existence:

Now stop.

Listen to your computer…

Do you hear what it’s telling you?

Yep, I heard it too.

You need a new t-shirt.

Wait, woah… you need a professional t-shirt.

Let me help you…

This is the most professional t-shirt online BTW (which for those who don’t understand abbreviations means “behind the waterfall”):

♫Lauren

Professional Quote of the Day: September 2nd

September 2, 2011 | Viciously Sweet

Today’s Professional Quote of the day is more like a professional mantra.

It is quiet honestly like one of the most beautiful professional sentences ever. I can just imagine a Rocky-like-montage being sprung from it.

But instead of like running and hitting meat… its more like organizing files, calling clients, eating protein bars (to keep up strength), loading the printer full of paper, drawing details fervently… (my imagination is awesome.)

Now while you are imagining all of this feel free to read the Quote:

Happy Friday a.k.a. The last professional day of the week!

♫Lauren

I have pressing thoughts…

September 2, 2011September 2, 2011 | Viciously Sweet

I’m feeling hyper accomplished because this week I have received like 20 spam comments. That means the internet robots have been loving my site. I mean what is better than that?

I’m really hoping those robots are Conky from Pee Wee’s Playhouse and Johnny 5 of Short Circuit fame… because they are my favorite robots.

Well I digress, this is a doodle that explains what can happen to a Lauren when she is more concerned with her abstract brain thoughts… like her favorite robots. Enjoy: