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Professional Quote of the Day: August 23rd

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Eric’s professionalism has grown in leaps and bounds. This is not surprising as we refer to him as the Most Treasured Professional in the San Gabriel Valley. But, now he’s even filled with professional thoughts on days when he’s taken the day off.

Today’s professional quote of the day illustrates this point:

Only Eric would think of professionalism at the beach!
In my opinion, this was worth the wait of the days when I had no quote to share!!!

♫Lauren

My Imagination is Hooked on Isabel

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I think if anyone could be slightly weirded out by a post title, it could be Isabel… and she’d be absolutely right about it! Like seriously I have been doodling people like crazy mad as of late. Let me hint (great Halloween costume ideas may be coming soon.)

Anyway I’m getting a little off subject. Here’s Isabel and a goat:

Happy Thursday everyone, I’m going to go eat some chicken!

♫Lauren

p.s. Eric is not cooperating with the Professional Quote of the Day… so there may be not new quote another until next week!

Professional Quote of the Day: August 17th

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The life of a professional is a tough one.

So many projects to manage, emails to send, engineers and clients to deal with… giggling coworkers. Sometimes they need a bit of a break, as shown in today’s Professional Quote of the Day:

And I would like to point out that Professional Eric, brought Yonadab into this professional convo, not me! (He totally accused this innocent Lauren of this earlier today about this!!!)

♫Lauren

Professional Quote of the Day: August 15th

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Today we’ve all been taking our share of being professional in the office . And you may think… does this make Eric feel less professional? Or perhaps does he feel professional envy?

OF COURSE NOT!!!!!

Here is the Professional Quote of the Day, by Mr. Professional himself!!!

Rolodex on Amber’s desk… you are so beautiful… to Professional Eric.

♫Lauren

Good Instincts

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I was a child who knew what things were good and what things were bad. This applied to cakes, toys that I played with, cartoons that were rad, and even people.
I was a judgmental little thing, and not really that much has changed*.

*Especially not my love of Pee Wee Herman, and hair accessories!

But good thing for everyone my mom doesn’t buy me bare midriff tops or hot pants in day glo colors, well at least not for work.

Happy Friday! Go Judge something for me this weekend.
♫Lauren

An Homage to My Personal Hero: Navin Johnson

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I know I talk about Steve Martin and “the Jerk” a lot, but it is one of my favorite movies with one of my favorite actors.

I do enjoy all the lovely comments I get from other people out there who know what I’m talking about when I say:
“Be Somebody”

courtesy of IGN.com

Which I said the whole week I was in Hawaii last year. And basically what I say anytime I get something with an umbrella in it.

I also just appreciate all the joy the movie has given me in life.

Like aspiring to have my own Disco Hall with my own disco dancers.

courtesy of John Lund

The dangers of cat juggling.

Why although I am blind I will never use an optigrab.

Courtesy of Look Matic.

Open my mind to new foods. For example I still need to give pizza in a cup a try:

Courtesy of Cup O Pizza Blog!

And most importantly to never trust whitey.

And mostly I think I like the movie, because we’re all a bit of a Jerk sometimes. Not in an awful Jersey Shore way, but in a way that we don’t always see our own assy-ness.

(My sad reality, is that when my mom saw this she said “Oh its perfect, you are a jerk.)

♫Lauren

P.S. Following Steve Martin on Twitter can change your life.

My new threads

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I’ve been getting in some trouble for some months now, every time I dress nice… people follow me to my car, stare deeply at me, or accuse me of staring at their man.

Um I just tried to look nice for a change, sorry that me putting more that 10 minutes into my makeup offends people. To try to appease the public (and save myself from swift parking lot murders) I have decided to spice up the old wardrobe:

♫Lauren

P.S. This is Christine’s response (which I immortalized in doodle):

Thanks little liquid beanie!

P.P.S. I did stare at him… he was sitting across the table from me. Hey Angel!

Professional Quote of the Day: August 10th

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You might confuse today’s quote of the day partially with Wall-E and with the Terminator, or maybe even the Matrix.

But don’t be fooled… it is the professional quote of the day.

And we’re quoting it up Eric’s way:

Don’t try to control-alt-delete him. It gives him a tummy ache.

♫Lauren