Today is Earth Day. It is the arbitrary day the world decided we should celebrate our planetary abode while simultaneously making it worse!
So put down your styrofoam cups and enjoy this doodle featuring our good friend the earth:
Oh Earth you are so silly.
♫Lauren
This clip is pretty much my life right now:
♫Lauren
Some fruits don’t have perfect smiles like the strawberry or the guava. Sorry, American Dental Association:
♫Lauren
Did you think I was going to say something else? Shame, Shame. Who could feel the same way about chicken as I do?
In fact tonight, when I’m eating chicken…
I will be singing this:
♫Lauren
I remember this music video vividly from my childhood. I really liked this song, and by this I mean I used to sing it in the supermarkets while jumping from white tile to white tile* and right now its stuck in my head.
I’m still unsure if George Harrison lives in Pee Wee’s playhouse.. or an incredibly haunted house… either way he is very chill about it.
I wish I were playing skip it while singing this song.
*Thats how children used to pretend to be Michael Jackson from Billie Jean.
♫Lauren
So how dumb should I feel that I have worked full-time in this office for almost 3 years and still cannot transfer the phone correctly?
Yeah… I’m not feeling super bright today.
Also the phone situation, completely embarrassing.
On to today’s doodle and then we will talk about why I am glad I am me.
Today I have seen like 3 spiders making settlements in the office. It’s not like we don’t dust (every once in a while.) But seriously why are the spiders around here playing roller coaster tycoon in the office???:
Woomp there’s another one.
Okay and now on to my Liz Lemon moment. I would like to thank that guy from the mall and the lady from Subway who told me I looked like Wonder Woman. You unlike the weirdo who followed me to my car, made me feel like I can be Marcia for once instead of Jan.
I am really tired of girls who only try to get by on their looks… I mean seriously they are going to fade, you should try to be just a little smart. Even if it’s only like 2 subjects. Like for example: Latvian folk music, and Jack Nicholson movies.
More people will be interested in you… I PROMISE.
And looks are like in the eye of the beholder and some junk.. because I know some cute guys with some ugly girlfriends and vice versa.
My friends are kind of wonderful in the fact that they are both smart and beautiful. They have gone to school, received great educations, (know where Libya is), and they don’t throw themselves all over and under men who have no interest in them. Thank you for keeping it classy girls.
Did you know, Christine thinks I’m pretty :)
And I think she’s super delicious, in a totally happening way!
And don’t worry I don’t rely on my looks (just in case you think I have it all happening in a good way)… I rely on my ability to do spot on impersonations of B-List Celebrities.
♫Lauren
I am so tired of seeing all these internete memes without Eric being a part of them…
And since I can do anything I want…
Be prepared… anything you say will totally be used against you on this interwebs.;
♫Lauren
Today Jimmy told me that it’s Billy Corgan’s birthday. And since he is like my favorite tall, white pasty, and bald musician… I would love to celebrate it!
♫Lauren
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UPDATE: FOR BILLY CORGAN’S BIRTHDAY I ATE FRIED CHICKEN AND WATCHED 30 ROCK. SUCCESSFUL EVENING!
Okay so there is not theme post today.. because eh. I’m just not feeling it today.
I wish I were free and about town, doing cool things that cool people do.
Maybe this little pope wizard can help me out:
Happy St. Patrick’s Day!
♫Lauren
Viciously Sweet 