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The Air Guitar

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Okay so as expressed in several locations on this site Joseph Gordon Levitt is pretty cool.

Here is a quick recap of why he’s so cool.

1. He was in “10 things I hate about You.” This is where we found out that he burns, pines and perishes for Bianca Stratford. As well as taking time to learn French does not insue that the girl of your dreams will fall in love with you.

2. Everyone watched “3rd Rock From the Sun.” Where he also was with Larissa Olyenik

3. 500 Days of Summer looks awesome. He plays a greeting card designer who desires to be an architect.

4.  He doesn’t go by Joe or Joey, thank you btw.

5.  He can do this:

There aren’t many people who can air guitar so well.

except:

be excellent.

♫LAUREN

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Hot Dog: a Summer Mystery

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Okay yeah I know this is a weird postie.

But here I will reveal some inner truths about myself. As most people know I’m an avid chicken fan, and fan of Dr. Pepper…

But I will tell you what I am not a fan of… a nasty summer treat we call… Hot Dogs. Sorry Oscar Mayer you may want to turn away.

Now, I don’t mind the occasional delicious hot dog. Seriously but I’m not going to munch away on anything that looks like this:

SO GROSS.
SO GROSS.

Seriously. And I totally like crispy burnt food. But not meat rods that had been severely toasted, never going to eat it.

 And for easy reference on how much hot dogs gross me out… Isabel this is on par with sticky floors…

I don’t dislike every type of hot dog, for example I do share different feelings about corn dogs… ESPECIALLY WITH MUSTARD:

remember this at times when you barbeque… do you always have more hot dogs left over than hamburgers… there is a reason.

♫LAUREN

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Sweet Disposition

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Let’s talk about “Sweet Disposition” from the Temper Trap

I am so lovin’ this song. It reminds me or Erasure, I think because it says “surrender” in a very familiar way… if you know what I mean. Also it’s the music beats that make this song good.

The music video is fun:

I am not so good at roller skating. But never tried it in space. Maybe I’m totally rad at it there. My non-broken wrist tells me no.

♫LAUREN

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Winter Wonderland

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Although it’s the warm time of the year here in California. Eric sometimes likes to cool it down… with the ladies.

On a recent trip to the frigid north that we call Alaska, Eric found friendship with this skating marm. She had wicked skills on the ice but since she loaned her camera to the Russians that one time, it takes the worst photos.

The plus side of being in Alaska is that there is more time to spend with recently retired Sara Palin… Oprah’s nemesis.

♫LAUREN

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The High Jump

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Eric is on cloud 9, because of all the beach ladies… and what makes these ladies better than regular beach ladies is the interpretive dance.

Boy does he love summer.

♫LAUREN

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