PINK CARPET: that is preferably badly vacuumed.
Gaze at it and get lost in its pure lusciousness. Dream about its texture. You know you want to. Imagine the most delicious cream couch there and orange accents… you know I am.
This is a good time to mention this carpet exists in WILDOMAR!!!
♫LAUREN
condron.us
I must tell the truth.
sometimes at work i listen to Blink 182
This may be scandelous due to my previous Blink 182 beliefs. But I will also say this… I only listen to songs that Mark sings… because I still dislike Tom’s voice, and all that is thereto involved with all his foolishness.
And it’s really only these songs:
“Man Overboard”
“Josie”
“Dammit”
“Feeling this”-which has a lot of Tom.
I feel so much better now… I no longer live this lie.
♫LAUREN
condron.us
I was thinking about Advertising more:
here’s a sample ad:
YOU VISIT VICIOUSLY SWEET, AND YOU VISIT VICIOUSLY SWEET…
♫LAUREN
Tuesday IS the day for Keanu.
I have no reason to post this… except for darn it I like him.
Also Isabel your identity will be safe. Keanu will make sure.
♫LAUREN
CONDRON.US
I have gone on for 23 years of my life being called eccentric, weird, and comical (at least the things people say to me).
But I’ve never been affirmed into any such group or click.
In the last week 2 people have labeled me…. And I find it fascinating. I mean to a label-less person… I feel like I moderately know how I am percieved by the general public.
I was first called an indie kid.
which is cool, because i do like indie things… they are nice:
and then I was called bohemian… and i was told that i reminded people of fruit… which is also nice.
I like fruit… so long as it is not in a corcnocopia.
I don’t really know what this label means but I have an opinion.
I feel very scared about being easily grouped.
but I would like to know from people who really know me? Am I these things? Is this what my alternative rock, brown hair and bangs, and black plastic glasses have lead to? Am I so easily labeled? Do I remind you of fruit? Is that the reason I want a sweater vest?
Tell me.
♫LAUREN
condon.us
Sometimes its so warm that Eric has to get his beach on.
Sometimes he does this in the company of beautiful Oprah’s. But sometimes Oprah’s diva like requests get in the way. Like for example not touching sand:
Eric’s back hurt for 12 consecutive days… and he missed “Lady Fest 2009” because of this. And a note to Oprah sitting on this particular Eric is a little like that scene from Bruno….
♫LAUREN
condron.us
I am trying to convince Jimmy that he should go into making architectural greeting cards.
Can you imagine Mies for Christmeis? Or Frank Lloyd Wright Thank y’s? Well they’d be really popular.
Here’s my first attempt… its a little into the Urban Planning side of design.
A Camillo Sitte Valentine:
it could be a wonderful thing.
♫LAUREN
condron.us
If Isabel were a mad scientist she may try to make her own army.
An Army of One clone.
And we know who she’d clone: the one and only Clay Aiken. He’d take over the world with cheery music and brute force.
That is all.
♫LAUREN
condron.us
This is mostly due to the fact Eric has been fiesty today:
I’ve been good and kept my photoshopping of Dolly Parton to myself. But I can no longer contain it… For Dolly seems to be bursting and the seems with excitement over Eric.
See how excited she is????
I really could not contain this anymore.
And Dolly would like to add that although you belong to the heart of Oprah… she will always love you….
enjoy!
♫LAUREN
Viciously Sweet 