Professional Quote of the Day: September 7th

Today’s PQOTD or Professional Quote of the day for all you sillies who don’t believe in abbreviations, delves deep inside the psyche of the professional.

The following quote may change your very existence:

Now stop.

Listen to your computer…

Do you hear what it’s telling you?

Yep, I heard it too.

You need a new t-shirt.

Wait, woah… you need a professional t-shirt.

Let me help you…

This is the most professional t-shirt online BTW (which for those who don’t understand abbreviations means “behind the waterfall”):

♫Lauren

Professional Quote of the Day: Aug 5th

It’s Friday! Friday! You better be professional on Friday!

On this the end of the Professional Week I present to your eyes and brains this very professional opinion about the world prior to the world-wide webs:

Basically Eric’s life didn’t begin until there was the promise of email, the freedom of internet browsing, and the cool tapping of a brand new keyboard under his fingers.

Here is a bar chart to help clarify this (for all you visual minds out there):

Have a professional weekend everyone!
♫Lauren

Isabel Stare-a-thon: 30 rock edition

Did you know that the Vice President of East Coast Television and Microwave Oven Programming of GE takes a little bit of time out of his busy schedule of being fantastic and professional to celebrate this special time of year?
Yes, even Jack Donaghy (the totally real VP of GE) cannot get enough staring at Isabel.
He believes it to be the most important Holiday after GE Microwave Celebrational Day, and NBC’s ever annoying Green Week… He gets so excited about it that he pretty much Jack’s all over his posh fancy man office.

If you don't stare at Isabel, you might as well go to bed with a frown.

♫Lauren

Isabel Stare-A-Thon: AD men

It’s been very competitive this year to get a meeting with Isabel Stare-A-Thon HQ.
And we were thrilled to discover the men of Sterling Cooper Draper Price were fans of the Stare-A-thon.
They gave us a few ideas to help us on our way.

PS Don Draper… Huge Isabel Stare-A-thon Fan.

He's been staring since 1964....

♫Lauren

Isabel Stare-a-thon: Shiny Vamps

It has been said as of late that the newest group of Isabel fanatics are considered to be undead.
Yes, Twilight Fans as you sit there dreaming all day of this pasty guy… he sits there all day staring at the one, and only Isabel.

Vampires are really good at staring. He will pretty much be there until all eternity. Or until the next vampy film.

Her teen wolf following is like off the charts.

♫Lauren

Isabel Stare-A-Thon: Vol. 3 Pt. 1

Oh my God it’s Back Again.
(Nice Backstreet Boys reference, right?)

The 3rd annual Isabel Stare-A-thon is going to be bigger and better than ever.
This year we have a Headquarters:

We care that you stare

This year we have an advertisement:

Print this out and Paste it all over town!

This year we want you to print and share this ad all over the community. I want to see it in Hollywood, I want to see it in Madrid, I want to see it on the glorious streets of Sylmar…. I want the world to stare!

So remember this November 20 to December 20th and Canadian Boxing day… DARE TO STARE!
♫Lauren

Countdown to Isabel Stare-a-thon

Time is nearly herr to stare and stare and stare. Brought to you by the Isabel Stare-a-thon 2010

Good Afternoon People of the Internet,
Yes the wait is nearly over… In a mere few hours the Isabel Stare-A-thon 2010 will be upon us.
Are you ready for a whole new month of Stare?
Have you got your binoculars out of storage?
Have you found a good watching space?
Have you set your phasers to stare?
Well I hope you have!!!!!!!!!!
♫Lauren