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Care for a Golden Gaytime?

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Okay I cannot resist posting this 1980’s Australian ice cream commercial.
It’s really funny, and not in the way intended. I suggest watching it to find out why “it’s so hard to have a gaytime on your own.”

♫Lauren

Why Google, Why?

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Today’s Story from Lauren involves the whole internets.

Okay so after many years of being told my name is spelled wrong google also adds this insult to the heap:

Everyone will be dissapointed when they meet me and realize I am not really 50 cent. Or a 50 Cent impersonator, or whatever this picture would have them believe.

I would never do this to you Google.

♫Lauren

The Angry Squid

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Hello Internet,

I thought we were friends… but we have come to a quandary.

 Friends don’t let friends experience internet stalking, keep the creepies away or I will send Angry Squid to avenge me.

This is an artist rendering of angry squid, who has tentacles of fury:

I hope this helps you understand.

♫Lauren

Isabel Stare-A-thon: Technological Staring

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Are you one of those slick i-phone carriers?

Do you ever look at your i-phone and think it would be so much more useful if it for example… had an Isabel Stare-A-Thon 2009 app?

Well someone has finally made one*! And now you don’t have to throw your i-phone in the street for it’s lack of Isabel!

Interactive features are still being worked on.

♫lauren

*or maybe not

Jimmy; the magical Sabourin

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Jimmy!
Jimmy!

Jimmy does not want to exist on-line. But you see sometimes you don’t really get a choice. He won’t get a facebook or a myspace.

So, Vicioiusly Sweet is the only media branch that will post news on Jimmy, and all your Jimmy needs.

I have decided to share a little bit about Jimmy with the people, in a format befitting of any teen magazine featuring the Jonas brothers.

ALPHABET… con Jimmy
1. A is for age: 24
2. B is for beer of choice:  Jimmy doesn’t like the beer, but he likes San Fernando!
3. C is for career right now: Professional Jimmy, as him about lintels…
4. D is for your dog’s name? Gatorade, the Dachshund
5. E is for essential item you use everyday: toothpaste, for the hygiene… and oxygen because breathing is good
6. F is for favorite TV show at the moment: Golden Girls, the elderly are awesome
7. G is for favorite game:  Jimmy likes to reinact the “Price is Right” in his living room with his dog Gatorade… mostly in spanish.
8. H is for Home town: Sylmar, in the house!
9. I is for instruments you play: the Van, and the Whisk, and a mean vintage postcard bongo.
10. J is for favorite juice: something with orange, like orange juice.
11. K is for whose butt you’d like to kick: the creator of the new “10 Things I hate about You”
12. L is for last place you ate:  at home, with Gatorade in the moonlight.
13. M is for marriage: Jimmy is not married, but he likes dogs.

MID ALPHABET BREAK!

HERE’S JIMMY AS A CARTOON

GAME ON!
14. N is for your full name: Jimmy James Sabourin
15. O is for overnight hospital stays: 3 or 4… only 2 were medical
16. P is for people you were with today: 3 people
17. Q is for quote: “Hi I’m Jimmy and i like dachshunds”
18. R is for Biggest Regret: not buying enough postcards during the postcard fiasco in the spring of 2008
19. S is for status: being weird
20. T is for time you woke up today: 6 in the a.m.
21. U is for underwear you have on now: lots and lots of underwear
22. V is for vegetable you love: sweet peas
23. W is for worst habit: picking my teeth with non vintage postcards
24. X is for x-rays you’ve had: incuding teeth. 5 or 6.
25. Y is for yummy food you ate today:  nothing from Natural Harvest
26. Z is for the zodiac sign:  Aquarius

And because every blog needs a picture of the Jonas Bros. here you go:

and finally a doggle:

MORE TO COME :)

(On a side note: Isabel is pleased this isn’t about her and clay aiken)

♫LAUREN