Isabel Stare-a-thon: Staring with Mr. Shatner

William Shatner doesn’t really understand. the. isabel. stare-a-thon.

I tried to explain it to him.

Lauren: William Shatner… all you have to do is look at her… for a long period of time:

W.S.: I… just… don’t… get …. it

Lauren: Just open your eyes and point them towards Isabel. She is the final frontier for your eyes.

W.S.: I… have… to… blink…

Lauren: Do that later, Billiam! The world is depending on you!

W.S.: O… kay… I’m… stare…ing

Lauren: That is a chair William Shatner… Isabel is not a chair

W.S.: (turns head) Okay… I … see… her..

Lauren: WILIIAM SHATNER THAT IS A WALL.

W.S.: *grumbly sound*

Lauren: Why don’t you just go make some Priceline commercials?

W.S.: *grumbly sound*

William Shatner just isn't getting it
William Shatner just isn’t getting it

Boldly stare like no one has stared before! Because William Shatner cannot be counted on to glare with his pair of… eyes!

Happy evening to all. I should have another post up today of the doodly sort!

♥Lauren

Isabel Stare-a-thon 2012: The Flock

Happy Isabel Stare-a-thon everybody!

I was thinking that the stare-a-thon could use a little more pizzaz. So I dusted the sparkles from my brow and said… “Why not make it a little more musical?”

So today read the following with the sweet beat of the 12 days of Christmas:

On the 8th day of the stare-a-thon I would like to share with thee a Bird staring at Isabel by some trees:

He did 7 hours of staring’

With 6 passing tourists…

5 DAYS IN A ROW!!!!!

With 4 bathroom breaks,

3 parked cars…

2 beatty eyes…

At ONE Isabel holding flowers!

I’m expecting Isabel to be questioning my brain thoughts after reading this. And for everyone who is severely confused by a holiday made to stare at a stranger… I should have a doodle up later today too. And a story, a story about things that can only happen to me.

♥Lauren

Isabel Stare-a-thon 2012: Up Close and Personal

As a safety reminder I just want to say that I know that the stare-a-thon is very exciting. But please don’t hurt yourself while trying to get that upclose stare. You may not really be there in person. And I cannot send tylenol to everyone who whacks their head on their computer screen.

This is mostly because I use advil and don’t give out my address to strangers. Be safe starers.

♥Lauren

Isabel Stare-A-Thon 2012: The Community

It’s Sunday. And if your neighbors are finally in bed and not staring at Isabel. Don’t dispair… you can stare with others… online.

Viciously Sweet is basically Stare-a-thon HQ. And there are always people on here trying to figure out how to watch Isabel as a community. Don’t let this precious holiday go to waste:

Stare Responsibly:

♥Lauren

Isabel Stare-A-Thon 2012: First Saturday

First Saturday of the Stare-a-thon is here. That means you have no pesky work to hold you back from staring at the one and only Isabel, (unless you have work on Saturday, then you should go to work.)

The best part about weekends and the stare-a-thon is that you can have many people over to have a few drinks, eat some gelato… and stare until their eyes fall out:

And remember:

♥ Lauren

Isabel Stare-a-thon 2012: Best Alone

Some people are very old school when it comes to staring at the most treasured Isabel in California. They absolutely refuse to follow the new stare in numbers campaign and still are staring at her all stealth like:

They just sit around her neighborhood trying to find the best angles of her to get their stare on. They still sit there for days at a time only eating cheetos, barely blinking. I hope this doesn’t scare you Isabel… but they are doing it right now.

♥Lauren

Isabel Stare-a-thon: A Family Tradition

Today is a great day. Because almost everyone around me has it off… including me. It’s a day to spend with your family enjoying family things. And what better family bonding moment can there be than to stare at Isabel?

a family that stares together, stares strong

So this Thanksgiving while you are sitting there eating that third slice of pie… give it a go and multi-task some Isabel staring time into it.

And remember the most important thing, you don’t have to stare alone:

♥Lauren

Isabel Stare-a-thon 2012: At the Drive in

Looking for a great group activity to participate in while staring at Isabel?

Why don’t you head down to your closest exterior cinemaplex and see Isabel the way she was meant to be seen…

On a big screen with hundreds of strangers gazing upon her in 1080p resolution! Don’t accept inferior fuzzy Isabels!

 

And remember this years theme when you are out with your friends and loved ones:

♥Lauren

Isabel Stare-a-thon 2012: Opening Ceremonies

It’s that time of year again to dust of your periscopes and get into the groove of staring at Californian sweetheart Isabel! Now as you can remember the Isabel Stare-A-thon is the official start to the holiday season. And it is where we take time to show Isabel how much we care to stare at her face.

Now this stare-a-thon has an exciting new development. Isabel has since the last stare-a-thon got engaged… to Dave the man who wants to make every day his own personal stare-a-thon.

And now to announce the theme of this year’s stare-a-thon I must give credit of this brain child to my new giggling accomplice/coworker Jonathon who is excited about his first Stare-a-thon:

So everyone… get ready to get some Isabel Staring Happening!

♥Lauren