Isabel and Clay: the Future

Do you ever wonder what the future will bring to you??

A pony? A car? Children? A monster truck?

How about LOVE?

Now as you may know Isabel is currently in school but sometimes she daydreams about her future… and so in honor of Summer Loving which is just around the corner i give you one of Isabel’s daydreams.

While Isabel and Clay Aiken have been a hot internet item since he may his music debut on American Idol, as seen through many photos on this site Isabel has always wanted more.

heres an example of their early love.
here's an example of their early love.

like marriage…. Even if it can only happen in photoshop:

A little known fact Isabel has always wanted a renaissance inspired wedding :)
A little known fact Isabel has always wanted a renaissance inspired wedding :)

and then much like many girls Isabel has always wanted children and here she is with her first and most beloved… Manchild Guy Aiken.

So it may never really happen but a girl can dream can’t she.  And since we’re BFFF’s I’m so happy that I can help  you visualize your future :)

♫LAUREN

Afternoon Clay

Tonight there is some sort of special American Idol event going on, but here at Viciously Sweet we are so not into it. Especially because on a bitchy sidenote Lauren actually watched it this season with her mother and liked someone with glasses… who was voted off.

But Anyway Viciously Sweet does not condone voting for new American Idol’s when we already have a perfectly delicious one.

Here’s Viciously Sweet’s fav. American Idol:

Don’t you ever dream a little dream of Clay??

with America’s Favorite Isabel… and this is not a snazzy premiere they are at, they just got stuck going past one one the way to coldstone.

And you know the cameras love them… and their love.

♫LAUREN

p.s. tomorrow there will be a super extra special post about Clay and Isabel :)

The Movie of your Life

Okay so have you ever wondered who would play you n a movie about your life… well I have and then I went to myheritage.com to play with their celebrity look a like machine.

So I thought I would have maximum fun and put a picture with both Christine and Isabel… and then I was given these most awesome results… WE WOULD ALL BE PLAYED BY VERY VERY WHITE LADIES.

And for some reason Isabel would be an Olsen Twin.

And the lobster would be played by Hugh Crant.

Love on the High Seas w/ Clay

The Love Boat is exciting and new!

Currently aboard the most delectable cruise that ever sailed is none other than Captain Clay Aiken and First Mate Isabel!

I heard that they are sailing of the coast of destiny and into the sunset… And for those who are bad with geography here is a map:

 

don’t rock the boat kiddos!

♫LAUREN

Fine Art w/ Clay

Many years ago the Police sang the song “Every little thing She does is Magic,” if they were to write that song in modern times they would call it “Every little thing Clay does is Magic”… and it would be so true.

As many people have seen my dear friend Isabel and Clay Aiken share a cosmic connection based on music and mutual admiration.

So much so that Clay is reported to have a room in his Hollywood estate dedicated to the art of Isabel! After many years of dedicating songs to her he has now decided to capture her in tangible art…

I give to you Clay Aiken’s painting “Isabel in May”…

 

♫ LAUREN

Real-Lifetime-Remakes pt. 1

We will kick off our faux-lifetime movie marathon with a some scandelousness…

Tagline: What will happen to Isabel and Clay… if there is too much love???

Soundtrack featuring: “Crazy in Love” by Beyonce

I think that this maybe one of Lifetime’s biggest hits if they made this version.  I don’t think the 1996 version starring Jenny Garth could hold a candle to the love of Isabel and Clay… it could even win an emmy… for most awesomeness contained to a 2 hour period.

♫ LAUREN

Do you remember the times???

Okay so this one is mostly for Isabel… I was looking through my photos and this one made me laugh.

I still have no clue what Mc Donald’s was thinking, because in about a two decades of kid’s meals I don’t think that a toy has ever sucked so much. The toy is a fat purple man with a mouth in his tummy. To make it worse it made a gross plastic sound when his stomach mouth opened.

here I am trying to become friends with it…

and here it is attacking Isabel…

memories are grand…

♫LAUREN

Presidential Ideas and Birthdays

Wouldn’t it be cool  if American Idol, had a spinoff called “Historic American Idol,” where contestants voted on the coolest and hottest of our American Heroes. I think If that happened I would say this is my pick for the top 5

#5 Jason Schwartzman, cute as a button musician and actor.

#4 Isabel Canto, famous for involvment with Clay Aiken, as well as her many years manning the most luscious monster truck station wagon.

#3 Rita Hayworth, one of my favorite Actresses… she’s awesome in 742 ways.

#2 Thomas Jefferson, damn right… he’s awesome dawg… and he’s coming up later in this post

#1 Abraham Lincoln… because everyone knows they adore big Lincoln!!! He kicks a lot of butt, and he kicks it hard

I’m sorry Isabel you are not as cool as Abraham Lincoln…

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but my question was what should i eat for dinner???
but my question was what should i eat for dinner???

Okay also today is Thomas Jefferson’s Birthday. I must say he’s one of my favorite presidents because he did a lot of things for this country, and there are boatloads of statues of him in Paris… also who doesn’t love nickles???

♥LAUREN