Professional Quote of the Day: April 5th

Hello There Professional Quote Enthusiasts!
The time has come to stack up our files, briefly defragment our hard drives and listen to the pearls of professional wisdom only Professional Eric could share.

Today at work there was a discussion about our company and it’s professional standing. Which by the way, our company is practically an architectural Yeti… no one know about us, and we have fabulous hair. As anyone could imagine, Eric was all over this conversation… because he likes to get down with verbal professionalism.

There was talk about newer products we could use, ideas of being more efficient, social media,a guy dressed like a small historic building waving a sign in the streets… And then Eric said the following statement that changed the office as we know it, and propelled him into Jack Donaghy professional territory:

He informed our boss man that has an office revitalization plan under glass at his desk… So, basically he’s going to change our little office into the 6 million dollar man, or into a car microwave… Either would be good.

We have the technology! We can make it better than it was before! Better, stronger, faster.


Isabel Stare-a-thon: 30 rock edition

Did you know that the Vice President of East Coast Television and Microwave Oven Programming of GE takes a little bit of time out of his busy schedule of being fantastic and professional to celebrate this special time of year?
Yes, even Jack Donaghy (the totally real VP of GE) cannot get enough staring at Isabel.
He believes it to be the most important Holiday after GE Microwave Celebrational Day, and NBC’s ever annoying Green Week… He gets so excited about it that he pretty much Jack’s all over his posh fancy man office.

If you don't stare at Isabel, you might as well go to bed with a frown.