The Great Hipster Debate

This one has been a long time coming.

We need to have a talk:

The Hipster talk. If you are like me you may have been called a hipster (even by some of your closest friends… AHEM!!!! Jimmy)

Usually in my circle used with the connotation that you are very white… see “Stuff White People Like” for more details… you may be an avid recycler, have plastic glasses, bangs, hand made purses, vintage clothing, a moleskine journal in said purses, and have a career in architecture as well. (but not a requirement)

You may be called one because you think Rivers Cuomo is dreamy and you own a mac computer that you use whilst you study for your PhD, and bike around the San Diego Area with your old school vans.  (But no one is pointing fingers)

You may be one because you talks about Gentrification and city planning, and live out in the Valley, drive a most rad van, mingle with hipsters on the daily, and wear cords, and old vans….  

But what exactly is a hipster?

I like succinct definitions

I have “googled” this phenomena for a delightful wiki answer… yet still feel perplexed.

I have ascertained these notions and phenomena to be of the hipster variety:

1. The internet does not like them, i.e. Toothpaste for Dinner

2. Natalie Portman is like the queen of them

3. This website is awesome!

Because I do not like labels I suppose, so I would not immediately leap to the conclusion that I can be so tragically hip.

1. I think these outfits are cool:

2. I don’t enjoy coffee, i.e. starbucks, nor am I that fond of Mac which is trying to take over our lives like Michael Jordan and Hanes.

3.I don’t have sweepy teen bangs.

4. because if i’m a hipster Isabel is one too.

5. I like cheeseburgers

6. Because I’m a huge nerd.

I did find the sites of the books (The Hipster HandbookA Field Guid to the Urban Hipster ) that started this whole fandango to find they have a quiz.

The quiz gave me this answer:

Elizabeth Street Shop Girls
Fashionistica Auteurux

Though indigenous to a relatively miniscule and esoteric habitat, Elizabeth Street Shop Girls are so highly regarded by certain Hipsterati that their pursuit is not only recommended, but may regard the seasoned observer with particularly satisfying results. [continued on page 131 of the book]

Which is what I assume the Eagle Rock area means to us on the west side of the nation.

______________________________

And on another note:

Isabel was not labeled in the process of the quiz!!!!

and she’s all about the

and the

and everyone including Clay Aiken knows it.

____________________________

Jimmy on the other hand has not taken the test:

But here’s his answer according to me taking the test like a Jimmy:

 
Straight Edge
Hipto Besquarum

The Straight Edge lifestyle is a rigorous one. These Hipsters have managed to reinterpret the very concept of Hipness in order to lend countercultural cachet to a lifestyle both utterly devoid of youthful trappings and identical to that preferred by Squares, Nerds, Mommy’s Boys, Bible Students, Goody Two-Shoeses, and Chickens. [continued on page 68 fo the book]
 _____________________________

my conclusion:

I like Molly Ringwald. And other things that make me happy…. if it’s a phone, a shiny necklace, a book, or a post-it. So long as it’s not starbucks I won’t sweat it.

And I won’t brag about it… which is where this negative conotation comes from (Isabel and I know braggers, and if they are reading this they may already know that we think they’re lame)

happy hipster hunting

♫lauren

Learning with Jimmy: Weasel Baths

Today’s lesson is something important to 76% of people in the United States. And since Jimmy likes favorable percentages he would like to share this nugget of truth.

Don’t bathe with weasels…. it will only bring you pain…

and 42 anti weasel shots from your doctor:

 

You have been warned, especially you Christina Aguilera.

♫LAUREN

Learning with Jimmy: Angela Lansbury

 

Today’s learning things with Jimmy brings us Angela Lansbury.

You may know her from Murder She Wrote:

 

Bedknobs, and broomsticks:

 

or Beauty and the Beast:

or you may know her from that time you went barhopping with her and Bea Arthur:

But the final summation is that she’s rad.

Here’s Jimmy’s top 5 reasons to adore her:

1. She was Sybil Vane in the “Picture of Dorian Gray” (1944)

2. She had knee surgery in 2005 (that is weird Jimmy)

3. She’s British.

4. she looks good in this hat:

5. She’s very believable as a pot.

♫LAUREN

condron.us

Learning With Jimmy: Sylmar

Since Last year there were a lot of posts about Eric and Isabel we’ve decided to step up the Adventures of Jimmy…

A new blog topic starts today:

Here’s a map to acclimate yourself with Sylmar:

Things you should know about Sylmar!

-it is a part of the Wickedly awesome San Fernando Valley

– In 1977 an episode of Chips was shot there!

-It was once riddled with olive trees, now it’s riddled with shopping centers!

-It is the native habitat of Jimmy

-It’s name means “Sea Of Trees” which is really odd because it looks more like a suburb

-In 1965 Sylmar celebrated it’s 91’s birthday!

-There are lots of freeways around it! Some go to Disneyland!

-in 1992 it was set as a filming location of “Encino Man”

Jimmy’s final thought:

♫LAUREN

condron.us

Birthday Wishes

 OMG!

Viciously Sweet is a year old!

This year we celebrate 83 posts about Isabel.

51 Posts about Eric.

11 Posts about Jimmy

2 Posts about the Killers

And 1 Post about how much I dislike Cornucopias

Hopefully the next year is full of more delicious and hillarious good fun!

 

Also the birthday wishes are pouring in:

 ♫LAUREN

CONDRON.US

Architectural Greetings

I am trying to convince Jimmy that he should go into making architectural greeting cards.

Can you imagine Mies for Christmeis? Or Frank Lloyd Wright Thank y’s? Well they’d be really popular.

Here’s my first attempt… its a little into the Urban Planning side of design.

A Camillo Sitte Valentine:

it could be a wonderful thing.

♫LAUREN

condron.us

One Glove Salute: RIP MJ

Okay nothing snarky or sarcastic here (for a change)

Thank you my dear friends for flooding me with the information about Michael Jackson. Yes Jimmy and Christine I believe you now!!!

I hope people don’t use his passing as an excuse to be really shitty… ahem TMZ!!! Please don’t be more assy than regular

He was a talented musician.

Where the Boys Are…

Last Night Jimmy was reading me an article from 2001 (and not the space odyssey)

It was about a subject that interests me and not just because it is about the men’s… it was an article about future leading men. This is interesting because it listed quite a few men I haven’t heard of in years like Jay Hernandez and Kip Pardue. I have been wondering where a generation of actors went… and how we unfortunately ended up with Shia LaBeouf and Zac Efron??? Men/boys that I am so just not into:

Granted there have been tragedies… Heath Ledger and Brad Renfro both had promising careers.

But that whole generation of actors isn’t gone… I know there is more serious actors than Orlando Bloom and Jake Gyllenhaal. Come on Hire these guys so we don’t have to see Shia like every 3 minutes.

Where did Ben Savage go??  How did everyone liked him meeting the world as a boy but not as a man???

 And for that matter where is a Ryder Strong?? Quite candidly every girl my age adored him… and you really cannot deny it. What has he been up to lately??

and my last TV actor… Christopher Ralph! Remember “in a Heartbeat???” or “Animorphs”???  Yeah him… I know Christine remembers him. I also will be honest and say he was totally in my locker in High School. And how is that blond guy from Animorphs still acting… ewww.

Lets switch to movie stars…….

What happened to Chris Klein? I mean he isn’t with visual blight Katie Holmes anymore… can someone give him a job? That doesn’t involve pie???

What about Jesse Bradford?? He totally brought it in “Bring it On” and in “Flags of Our Fathers”… It was so hard to find a showing of his last movie “My Sassy Girl”… and now he has a movie called Table for Three coming out… WHICH LOOKS AWESOME!

What about Ryan Phillippe?? He was a good actor. “Cruel Intentions” “GosfordPark” Yeah I know, Reese got the acting career in the divorce… sure he may be a bit of a slime… but Jude Law gets acting roles too! And that man is a slimey limey.

Where is Andrew Keegan? Was it his complete jerk role in “10 things I hate about you” that killed his acting career… because I think so.

And what ever happened to  Freddy PrinzeJr.??? He was like the one of the only not completely white heartthrobs of the early millennium… He was everywhere making mushy teen films like “Down to you” and “She’s All that”… was it his role as Freddy in “Scooby Doo” that killed it? Because I would rather see Freddy than Adrian Grenier.

And why does no one but the indie kids like Jason Schwartzman? My friends and I have adored him since the early millennium. Phantom Planet’s spicy little drummer. “Rushmore” “Slackers” “Darjeeling Limited” “I ♥ Huckabees” and “Marie Antoinette”… he’s like the coolest man ever..

Why is Gael Garcia Bernal not a bigger star? I suppose he’s just too cool for American kids… but maybe it’s good not to be cool. I think he may be one of the best younger actors… and I would watch him in any language.

So think of these men anytime you want to hire Mr. Le Beef. There are other actors out there.

or do as i do and think of Rufio… who you totally think of  too… don’t deny it

Wait until I create the sequel to this “Where my Girls At” Missing lady teen stars.

♫LAUREN

condron.us