The Great Potty Dilemma

March 9, 2012 | Viciously Sweet

Today’s Postie is real short & sweet.

My boss changed locations in the office and now is seated next to me. This is not a problem, I have a great boss… and now I don’t need to remember how to forward phone calls to him. But it does bring another problem to light. I sit next to the bathroom, which is also great because I love having super easy bathroom access. However this brings me to a problem I have:

It’s not like I do weird things in the restroom. (I hardly ever lock myself in there to sing Hall & Oates songs, cry, or reenact the civil war.) But it doesn’t matter! There is something that makes me paranoid of people noticing I go to the bathroom like every hour on the hour… espcially if that person is my boss. I am not completely crazy right?

And just in case there are any questions his desk is situated in a way where upon exiting the potty you make eye contact with him while returning to your seat. see my diagram:

Anyways tomorrow is Jon Hamm’s birthday. I must start on a doodle for that.

♫Lauren

Wishing my days were swankier

September 26, 2011November 1, 2011 | Viciously Sweet

I’m a big fan of that 1960’s look
Big hair, Big cars, men looking real nice in their suits:

(This was a nice way to use a Picture of Jon Hamm… who is the most hammsome guy in America, that joke is never old)
And women wore bad ass clothes… every day!

I wish I had a team of stylists to help a girl out. Stylists make Jessica Simpson look like she bathes for crying out loud. Think of what they could do for the already clean.

Onto Banana Republic to get those Leopard shoes!
♫Lauren

The Most Hammsome Analogy

January 31, 2011January 31, 2011 | Viciously Sweet

My least favorite part of the SAT’s were by far the analogies, I always thought they were incredibly unuseful. As I do not commonly write or say things like;
raisins:goats ::
mayonaise: gorillas

But since I am commonly teased about my love for certain celebrities I have finally found an analogy that is correct.

Eric : Lea Michele::
Lauren : Jon Hamm

This is 100% true.

hammsome, get it? — But truthfully, I still hate analogies....

♫Lauren

Jimmy The Fashion Plate

October 25, 2010 | Viciously Sweet

Jimmy has been saying that people are telling him to change up his polo shirt and vans stylings. They have even suggested places to shop.
Jimmy says he just “can’t imagine wearing those clothes.” Being the awesome friend that I am, I think I should help his imagination out.

The first fashion inspiration was sent by Jimmy himself.
I call it “Inspector Jimmy”

Here is the inspiration:

woot woot — This is a straight classy look, for an assortment of professionals!!!

The second look is a little Bob Dylan-y but I think Jimmy could pull it off… due to the architect inside him.

Inspiration:

The dylan — This look is so artistic, It screams... "art!" (and not garfunkel)

This 3rd look is for professional Jimmy. I could see him being a little Mad-men-y in the future, when he’s crushing the hopefuls architectural dreams:

The mad inspiration: