Sometimes things are good and sometimes not so good.
Right now Eric and Oprah are good.
All they have to say right now is “Game on” they say to Isabel and Clay.
♫LAUREN
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Rides with Boys
This was just sent in from camp Clay/Isabel:
They say Eric isn’t all about the ladies!!!! They submit a very shocking photos with Eric and the Ladies … MENS
Oh My. Ladies I supose if you liked him you should have put a ring on it.
AND… when did Eric get a convertible???
♫LAUREN
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Poker Face with the Ladies
No ladies, you can’t read Eric’s poker face…
because if you did… it would say “I like the ladies”
Eric we are totally on to you.
♫LAUREN
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Hopelessly Devoted to Boyle
Eric has been chasing the ladies since he’s been on the outs with Oprah Winfrey but not every lady falls for his man charms.
It has been reported by our U.K. informants that Eric has been spotted around Britain’s Got Talent Star, Susan Boyle. But not all is happy news, it’s apparent that Miss Boyle wants nothing to do with Eric’s advances.
Eric is feeling the pangs of rejection by the top British Lady. He had only this to say about Boyle’s Rejection “Just ’cause you’re beautiful, that doesn’t mean that you can treat people like they don’t matter.”
♫LAUREN
Burn on you Susan Boyle.
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Big Girls Don’t Cry
Don’t cry… don’t cry…
Being a billionare and well known celebrity… means you don’t always take rejection well.
Eric… I don’t think she’s taking this well. I heard she’s booked Whitney Houston to sing love songs. And she’s destroying the mix tapes.
♫LAUREN
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American Eric in London
Oh to be a part of the Glamorous Jet Set lifestyle… you know the flossy flossy.
Well since becoming Oprah’s main squeeze (of syrup) Eric has found out what it’s like to be Fergie… or Peter Pan…
Insert your own joke about her song “London Bridge” because Eric’s been singing it since he got there. Oprah has been seen taking Eric all around town taking him to see her favorite large clock Big Ben. As you can see in the picture below they were dangerously close to Westminster Abbey… does this mean wedding bells are in the future??
Shrugging off wedding rumors Eric had only this to say “Our love is like the second star to the right.”
Umm Eric… keep singing Fergie songs.
♫LAUREN
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American Eric In Paris
In a shocking twist it turns out that Eric was also in Paris at the same time as Clay and Isabel…
After an short and uneventful affair with Lindsay Lohan… Eric has found new and everlasting love with Oprah Winfrey.
To quote Eric “[Lindsay] is too small boned for me”. Well Eric it seems like you have now struck the mother load of ladies with plenty of bone… and chunkies. And as it turns out they both love syrup.
And when she pointed at him and shouted “You get a trip to Paris,” Eric knew she felt the same way.
To make the battle even more Epic it appears they were looking down at Clay and Isabel eating, literally through a telescope. Which is kind of weird… But C’est la vie.
When asked about Oprah, Eric could only say “Honestly, I am so full of your love right now, I literally could not take another drop.”
♫LAUREN
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The Battle Begins
Eric and the Ladies are countering Isabel and Clay with a frontal attack of ladies!!!!
And much like Gabrielle Union to Kirsten Dunst in an epic and classice teen movie… Eric tells Isabel to “Bring IT”
This battle is getting interesting.
♫LAUREN
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Eric and the Food!
Hey Kids you like the ice cream?
Well let me tell you…
Eric’s got the ice cream… when he’s not spending time with the ladies.
So get it while it’s frosty.
♫LAUREN
apparently Wednesdays are Eric and the food kind of days…. and by the way I should be going back to work.. it’s AUDITORIUM TIME!!!!!!
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Viciously Sweet 