Meat Night: the Saga Continues

September 20, 2011September 15, 2011 | Viciously Sweet

Christine is an avid fan of noodles.
But how can you combine noodles with a night devoted to meat.

There shall be no GLUTEN on meat night!!!!!!!!!!!!

That is for Gluten Thursdays!

♫Lauren

Once Upon a Meat Night

September 19, 2011September 14, 2011 | Viciously Sweet

Sometimes you have ideas and they are just okay.

Sometimes you have ideas that are slap a stranger in the face, great!

Meat Night is the latter. A whole night dedicated to meat, a night that only dawn can stop. Christine and I are this excited about it!

And you know who is the dream MC of this event would be? Jon Hamm.

♫Lauren

From my window

September 14, 2011September 13, 2011 | Viciously Sweet

True Story, I am the only desk in the office that doesn’t have a window.

So I take my daydreaming very seriously, and sometimes literally:

I dream of clouds and a real sun, that shines… and then I go back to drawing.
♫Lauren

I have been studying like a gangster…

September 12, 2011 | Viciously Sweet

To try to make an excuse for my recent lack of beautiful and delicious vocabulary words as of late, I’m going to be honest I have been trying to memorize vocabulary words for my Architectural exams…

Also an apology for me forgetting like every word yesterday to Angel and Christine who were kind, as well as “naturally disappointed”

This is quickly devastating my thoughts and transforming me into a creature who can only talk about ferrous metals and the coefficient of thermal expansion.

But I digress, lets get on to a doodle… oh dear heavenly farfisa its gotten to the doodles:

I am architecturally scarred.
♫Lauren

One Moonvest away from a classy evening

September 8, 2011September 8, 2011 | Viciously Sweet

I am a big fan of 30 Rock.

This is not really an astonishing declaration, also something that is not a surprise…

I want a moon vest, to make all of my evenings classy. You know, I’ll wear it under my snuggie… like a classy surprise.

check it check it:

Then (inner librarian) check my reference:

♫Lauren

I have pressing thoughts…

September 2, 2011September 2, 2011 | Viciously Sweet

I’m feeling hyper accomplished because this week I have received like 20 spam comments. That means the internet robots have been loving my site. I mean what is better than that?

I’m really hoping those robots are Conky from Pee Wee’s Playhouse and Johnny 5 of Short Circuit fame… because they are my favorite robots.

Well I digress, this is a doodle that explains what can happen to a Lauren when she is more concerned with her abstract brain thoughts… like her favorite robots. Enjoy:

And seriously, go Conky!

♫Lauren

Sometimes Dreams Really Do Come True

August 26, 2011 | Viciously Sweet

We all have trials and tribulations, some bigger than others.

Some that stay with us for our entire life, this doodle shares with you some of the hardships I faced as a child:

And for those who know about how much I like chicken, you can just imagine the heartache. But now that I make my own money, and am an adult, I can eat all the chicken that I need to get by (and, then some.)

For those of you unfamiliar with my love of chicken, here is a great example of my relationship with chicken:

Have a Happy Friday!
♫Lauren

P.S. Also on a side note into my real life… Today my recently engaged sister purchased her wedding dress, and I got my bridesmaid dress. Chicken was had by all!

Also next week there will be so many more professional quotes!

Professional Quote of the Day: August 24th

August 24, 2011August 24, 2011 | Viciously Sweet

Today’s professional quote shines a little bit of professional light onto the world of contractual obligations.

Just a word of advice from this Lauren to you (please, sing that in the style of Spice Girls “Wannabe.”)
If you want to work with Eric… you’ve got to get professional.

Make sure your contracts are crisp, and thorough, otherwise you may have a grumpy professional on your hands:

And much like the Hulk you don’t want this professional angry

♫Lauren

(Professional Correction: “That should have been made clear in the beginning before we’re in the contract. That’s the professional way” [slams hands on wall, while correcting me, and trying to convince me and Yonadab he wasn’t already mad when this happened.])