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Hark, my apathy approaches!

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I have been feeling a bit on the apathetic side as of late, and I apologize to anyone I may offend by not especially caring about things…
Don’t worry it’s not just specifically to you. I really like you, I’m just in a funk.
I am in a I’m-stuck-in-the-quietest-office-ever-and-I-have-been-studying-wood-sizing-funk, for the last week… and I think today I have reached the point in my apathetic existence where either 2 things could happen:

1. I could stay like this forever and practically become a character from “Daria”.

2. I can try to be a positive acting 20-something and try to make more excitement by trying new ventures.

I’m going to try for the latter of the 2. I am going to make my doodles into a thing. Yes, purses, a real website… It’s going to be awesome.
I’m working on a whole bunch of prints to make into some really cool stuff… like pillows, and purses, ponchos and things that don’t start with p’s too!

And of course I’m going to keep studying for the ARE’s even though they hate me.

♫Lauren

Let’s be silent!

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This is one of those moments when you realize as an artist (or constant doodler) that you are entering a new phase of life.
I present this to you from the newest collection of my life “My Office is boring as hell”
Since this is where I totally spend most of my awake hours in life… seriously we need ot liven this up.

This was actually doodled when I thought everyone in the office hated my rostro, but I just found out we’re all really busy and the computer has drained our souls.

♫Lauren

Archeology today

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Today I had to measure a building that was once a church. Because everything is going to be demolished I decided to save this little paper bird I found… now she will live on my wall:

I am so thrilled she has a sky to fly in!

Also I stole a picture of an asian guy holding a drum… but that is for another occasion.

♫ Lauren

Existentialism with P.Diddy

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Todays doodle is an existential romp brought on by truly considering the lyrics chosen by Ke$ha in her song “Tik Tok.”

Have you ever really thought about what it would be like to “wake up in the morning feeling like P.Diddy”?

Give it a thought… because P.Diddy definitley wakes up differently than us causal folk… I bet some one brushes his teeth when he sleeps so he never wakes up with morning breath…
♫Lauren

An Endless Sea of Gum

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Last week I stole chiclets from Amber’s desk because she is not a big gum fan.

But I am a total gum fan… but only for Chiclets.
I even have a chiclet related dream:

I would totally share though. I would also try to pay people in gum… I imagine they would be thrilled.
Wouldn’t that be fun?
♫Lauren

THIS IS WHY WE FEEL OLD

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I was just thinking about all those notes I used to pass to my bffs in middle school and high school. And then I thought with all the facebook, and most teenagers having better phones than 20 somethings (Who pay their own bills.) There is probably minimal actual note writing and passing.
Especially with the fact that facebook harassing others seems to be in with all the people I don’t understand.

But to all my homies that remember writing notes about boys, and how much school totally sucks and how very perverted your teacher is I send this message…

♫Lauren