After a long day of worrying about the entire world. The president likes to have a bit of a relax. Now you may ask yourself if you are the leader of the free world… and most jokes on the television are about you, how do you relax?
Yes you have it absolutely right. He has a CCTV feed of Isabel.
Creepy?
Maybe.
Absolutely awesome?
Yes.
Now listen to hail to the chief and sing these lyrics: “Hail to the chief he’s the chief and he likes staring.”
He really likes staring.
♫Lauren
So I am off to the magical island of Honolulu. I’m really hoping to see those really cute guys from Hawaii 5-0, and to live life like Gidget.
Don’t worry though, the Isabel Stare-a-thon won’t stop because I’m not here.
♫Lauren
I have been trying to be more on with my drawing. But… it every building I start ends up in a doodle.
I made a doodle and instead of hiding it in shame, I decided to post it:
♫Lauren
PS don’t forget to stare at Isabel.
Christine and I took a stroll to the fox theatre in Pomona… to see Brandon Flowers on Tuesday night.
On our first attempt to gain entrance to the music venue I encountered the most vengeful of security guards who told us we had to throw away our lipgloss. Now, I had some fancy lipgloss with me, that I have become accustom to and had to be returned to the car… Electric pink gloss me and you forever.
(I have since concoted a theory that Brandon Flowers has a lipgloss phobia and thought he would surely be glossed by some rogue hoochies.)
The show started with the magically accented Fran Healy.
You remember him from this:
He was awesome. During his set he played a song called “Sing Me to Sleep” which is a duet. He requested we imagine him having a Victor/ Victoria look… I could have helped him if I had been allowed my lipgloss. He was so awesome Christine bought his cd. (Which everyone should buy!)
And he finished his set with this song from Travis. Which is one of my personal fav’s.
While Mr. Flowers set was being unveiled the set change music was awesome. And included this song, which I sang with reckless abandon:
So fi-i-ine. We were in a more than thrilled mood. And then the hoochies came. Dressed like J-lo trannies from a 50 cent video, they loomed behind us… brushing us with their fingers hair and what not. All over our back regions. Screaming so loud you would have thought they shot Puffy.
I really though they were at the wrong concert.
Then Brandon Appeared on stage kind of looking like the brawny man. He was fabulous. He sang and jerked around on the stage like we were at some fabulous new wave 1980s concert.
We also saw a girl from high school at the concert who recognized me in the darkness of the theater. I am mad recognizable.
The last song Brandon played left me in a conundrum because he played “when you were young” which has a line about someone not looking anything like Jesus…. but look at the guy next to Brandon he kind of looks like Jesus….
On our way to our car, we stopped an waited for Brandon. Christine got away and I was smushed into the crowd and briefly into Brandon himself. He has great skin, btw. It was crazy. Also I have this nice bruise to have as a keepsake….
Awesome sauce.
♫Lauren
Okay I am one of those girls who doesn’t really like coats with hoods, or umbrellas when it rains. Really I’d rather just get wet hair…. But I have this incredible desire to not catch a cold every 2 weeks. Luckily I live in Southern California…. and it doesn’t really rain much here. But the weather has decided it wants to pour sky liquid upon me…
My new option includes wearing super cute hats!
I really love that classy 1920’s cloche hat that is all the rage in magazines as of late:
or like my fav. look of Naomi Watts in King Kong
Unfortunatley this is in style hat is a gateway hat… And I may start wearing my artsy 1940s-1950s hats about too…
I don’t think people would be suprised.
♫Lauren
so much sadness, in one small lauren.
♫Lauren
I think i have played too much Monkey Island in my life. And this is the answer to it:
I could be with guybrush and murry right now…
♫Lauren
I thought we could take a little stroll down memory lane-here is an old note I found from dear Lauren to me after I scarred her and Isabel for life senior year (*names have been changed to protect ourselves from more pain):
“Dearest Christ,
I was sitting here in math and I was wondering…why the hell do you own the movie ‘Center Stage’? When did you purchase it? Before or after senior year started? Do you get what I’m asking here?!?!?!?! Please say you bought it before, otherwise there might be irreversible damage to your taste! Remember, Jim-good, Billie Joe-good, Colin-good, *Ryan-grotesquely bad, bad, bad, Dave Grohl-very good, Dave Foley-old, Johnny Depp-very good, Ryan-still bad. Okay I think that’s enough. Maybe you’ve been playing too much ‘Monkey Island’. He’s not really Guybrush, I’m sorry (I think) he will never be Guybrushand he isn’t cool like Guybrush (which is sad). My dear confused Christ if you’re ever in need of… *sobbing* help *sob*.. just come to me *full out weeping*.. and I will *weep* do whatever I can *WEEP*.. we can get through this ‘Center Stage’ crisis… we really can.. there are clinics that can help.
ps-Say it isn’t so so!
pps-NOOOOO!!! *WEEP!*
ppps-Return it for a better movie!!!
So this is how Jimmy and I talk during the summer…
So now that summer is over whatever shall we discuss? Answer: Probably how cold we are.
Also I am sorry I didn’t feel like coloring or not making it look like it was on a crinkly old piece of paper.
♫Lauren
Viciously Sweet 