It is reported that Oprah & Eric are on the rocks again…
Today Eric was spotted on a tarmak with a guest.
After many questions about why he was on a tarmak & not at work there was a stunning revelation. Who exatcly is this lady with sassy braids? There are no reports to who the lady is, but 73% of people believe it is not Oprah.
Oprah later responded to Eric & his lady crazy ways…
word.
♫lauren
The internet is abuzz with Mek Wok Kundor, the 107 year-young lady from Malaysia with the hankering in her heart to ascertain her 23rd husband.
She believes her 37 year old husband may leave her for someone younger… watch out 107 year old lady in China (who want to wed for the first time)
Well here at Viciously Sweet we may have just found her 23rd love connection.
And after the incident with Trannies, Eric is back to his route as a womanizer… or in this case and old womanizer…
Pull out your cane and denture cream:
Oprah was beside herself after this news was reported:
she’s so touchy… and not into poligamy, as seen many times on her talk show.
♫LAUREN
Are you searching for a new phone that can make all your dreams come true?
That will call people on their birthday with an automated message from you?
And also makes criss cross potatoes?
Well that doesn’t exist yet, but t-mobile’s more than snazzy “my touch” will let you create your own case for you phone and i have a few suggestions:
Would you like to treasure a Harpo phone production try an “Eric and Oprah” cover:
Or maybe celebrate the love of Clay and Isabel?
The possibilites are really endless.
♫LAUREN
I was thinking about Advertising more:
here’s a sample ad:
YOU VISIT VICIOUSLY SWEET, AND YOU VISIT VICIOUSLY SWEET…
♫LAUREN
Sometimes its so warm that Eric has to get his beach on.
Sometimes he does this in the company of beautiful Oprah’s. But sometimes Oprah’s diva like requests get in the way. Like for example not touching sand:
Eric’s back hurt for 12 consecutive days… and he missed “Lady Fest 2009” because of this. And a note to Oprah sitting on this particular Eric is a little like that scene from Bruno….
♫LAUREN
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Now there is more to worry about at 3pm when your blood sugar is low… can Emerald Nuts save you from the Sleep Attack????? The Answer is, no.
That is right ladies, if you are not on your guard… Eric may strike with all his lady capturing charm.
Next thing you know you’re at Casa Bonita being serenaded by a mariachi. And the next day being sent harassing messages from Oprah.
This has been a public service announcement from the Ladies who Nap Bureau.
♫LAUREN
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Eric said that this weekend he’s going camping with his prayer group.
This can only mean one thing he’s going to Casa Bonita… in Denver, Colorado. To live out his dreams as Cartman… But he’s not going alone:
At least bring me and Dab back some burritos.
♫LAUREN
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Eric loves Prague, and safety at night.
He also is Lovin’ this Oprah.
On their most recent getaway it is reported they spent a romantic yet professional meeting in Prague… Soaking up the reports, bulletins, and of course love.
♫LAUREN
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Sometimes things are good and sometimes not so good.
Right now Eric and Oprah are good.
All they have to say right now is “Game on” they say to Isabel and Clay.
♫LAUREN
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