Sometimes Isabel feels out of place in the posh celebrity life of Clay Aiken…
But he’s not the only one who feels out of sorts. When Isabel and Clay do biology related things… he feels much like Ariel in the little mermaid.
He wishes he could be part of her world.
Although his wish may never come true… he’s ever so proud of Isabel and her tubes of pure magic!
We’re not going to discuss why everyone else in the lab is asian.
♫LAUREN
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Isabel and Clay are having a delicious vacations in the San Diego area to promote a fabulous stay-cations.
Also this is what Isabel did on Saturday instead of seeing the Year One with yours truly.
Yes I know… and to quote the very adorable Dolly Parton “it’s all wrong, but it’s all right.”
♫LAUREN
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How can anyone believe all is well in the world of Eric and Oprah when photos keep showing up of Eric and all the ladies???
We don’t believe she lost her balance and you were helping her up, and we also don’t believe she lost her contact and you were just helping her optical hapiness …
I mean come on you guys are matching… and dancing the mash potato. I think all this not eating is getting to him. And this trendy Oprah inspired diet… may be driving him mad…
♫LAUREN
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Sometimes things are good and sometimes not so good.
Right now Eric and Oprah are good.
All they have to say right now is “Game on” they say to Isabel and Clay.
♫LAUREN
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This was just sent in from camp Clay/Isabel:
They say Eric isn’t all about the ladies!!!! They submit a very shocking photos with Eric and the Ladies … MENS
Oh My. Ladies I supose if you liked him you should have put a ring on it.
AND… when did Eric get a convertible???
♫LAUREN
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Oprah’s constant words of hope and change were once soothing to Eric. But sudden surprises of Obama were too much to bare…the chick flicks, hte loofas, and especially when Obama started eating the fries off of Eric’s plate at dinner… a step too far.
He knew he needed space… As Eric ran screaming from the London Eye where Obama and Oprah were sharing a bag roasted almonds. He ran into the arms of the ladies and by ladies we mean… Britain’s hot mess Amy Winehouse.
Oprah was left brokenhearted, with only her magazine and her money to console her.
♫LAUREN
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And he knows how to use them.
I’ve been warning Jimmy about the ballet.
I severly doubt that he will enjoy this as much as he appears to in this picture.
But I think he will like his new title as Jimmy “Lord of the Dance,” or hopefully the ladies will.
♫LAUREN
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Okay so Eric left work early this week to experience the sheer joy of Las Vegas. Which is most likely hotter that the Devil’s Armpit.
Eric has also given me permission to photoshop him in any way I see fit. I love being given artistic freedom. It’s like being given fried chicken, as a present.
I am currently happy as a lobster, I will however contain my urges to photoshop Eric on a lobster.
♫LAUREN
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I think it was Tom Petty who first sang about an “American Eric… raised on promises.”
Or maybe it wasn’t.
As many may know Eric as a child dreamed of presidency.
And although he’s about soon to be a degreed Industrial Technologists
He still likes to live his childhood dreams.
♫LAUREN
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Viciously Sweet 