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Professional Quote of the Day: September 1st

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Happy first Day of September to all of you professional enthusiasts! Today’s quote shows you the peaceful and reflective side of the professional one.

“Everyone being professional” is a synonym for it being super quiet in this office. While the soothing sounds of tapping keyboards are like magic to professionals, for me it can be so much deadlier.Sometimes, when all I hear are the clicking of the mouse and the typing of the keyboard I feel like I could certainly die of boredom:

I hope you are enjoying all the current quietness professional one!
♫Lauren

P.S. nice Jim Halpert tie-in right there!

Professional Quote of the Day: August 31st

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On this the last glorious day of August. I present to you the PQOTD.

Professionals don’t like a single thing to be out of date when it comes to technology. If you really think about it, how would it look to other professionals? This simply could not be tolerated.
Eric will succinctly explain this with the following quote:

Please stand back, he’s gotta sync this like a pro-basketball player.
♫Lauren

Professional Quote of the Day: August 30

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Today’s Professional Quote of the day is a simile to the natural environment… where fish belong in water, ponies belong in grassy fields, socially awkward teens belong in Hot Topic, and professionals belong in… New York

Look at all his people:

Thanks for the Professional Photo Wiki News!

They are both equal parts glorious, and productive!
♫Lauren

Professional Quote of the Day: August 29th

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The Dab totally called me out for not having a Professional Quote of the day on Friday. I am very sorry, as this could hinder the entire world from learning Eric’s vast professional knowledge.

Today is a very special day in the world of the professional because today he starts molding the minds of children, by teaching them straight up technology!
Welcome to the second semester of Professionalism!
And the second time I get to use this image:

Back to the PQOTD!

Since Eric has now decided to double professor it, in addition to being the Most Treasured Professional in the San Gabriel Valley this quote should mean so much more to the people than it did before:

Hey Eric, I get confused all the time. I suppose I should call you more… like when you are in class, or when I’m have a philosophical dilemma at 4 in the A.M.
Thanks for offering!
Lets see his number is… 1(800) Professional ext. Eric
♫Lauren

Professional Quote of the Day: August 25th

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Good Afternoon, Professionals and Professional Enthusiasts-a-like!
It’s what you have been waiting for… THE PQOTD!

Just in case you were wondering about Eric’s email flow, he may be making a chart soon:

I’m sure that spreadsheet will be a golden example of professionalism.

But for all of you who are visual learners, this is what I gleaned from this quote:

Things will just keep getting more professional for Eric… until he’s the most professional professional in the WORLD!
♫Lauren

Professional Quote of the Day: August 24th

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Today’s professional quote shines a little bit of professional light onto the world of contractual obligations.

Just a word of advice from this Lauren to you (please, sing that in the style of Spice Girls “Wannabe.”)
If you want to work with Eric… you’ve got to get professional.

Make sure your contracts are crisp, and thorough, otherwise you may have a grumpy professional on your hands:

And much like the Hulk you don’t want this professional angry

♫Lauren

(Professional Correction: “That should have been made clear in the beginning before we’re in the contract. That’s the professional way” [slams hands on wall, while correcting me, and trying to convince me and Yonadab he wasn’t already mad when this happened.])

Professional Quote of the Day: August 23rd

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Eric’s professionalism has grown in leaps and bounds. This is not surprising as we refer to him as the Most Treasured Professional in the San Gabriel Valley. But, now he’s even filled with professional thoughts on days when he’s taken the day off.

Today’s professional quote of the day illustrates this point:

Only Eric would think of professionalism at the beach!
In my opinion, this was worth the wait of the days when I had no quote to share!!!

♫Lauren

Professional Quote of the Day: August 17th

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The life of a professional is a tough one.

So many projects to manage, emails to send, engineers and clients to deal with… giggling coworkers. Sometimes they need a bit of a break, as shown in today’s Professional Quote of the Day:

And I would like to point out that Professional Eric, brought Yonadab into this professional convo, not me! (He totally accused this innocent Lauren of this earlier today about this!!!)

♫Lauren

Professional Quote of the Day: August 15th

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Today we’ve all been taking our share of being professional in the office . And you may think… does this make Eric feel less professional? Or perhaps does he feel professional envy?

OF COURSE NOT!!!!!

Here is the Professional Quote of the Day, by Mr. Professional himself!!!

Rolodex on Amber’s desk… you are so beautiful… to Professional Eric.

♫Lauren