professional quote of the day

Professional Quote of the day: September 9th

| Viciously Sweet

On this casual friday on this September day, one of the best things ever was said at lunch…
With that brief and beautiful intro, I bring you the professional Quote of the day:

Which is the only professional way to lunch, otherwise your waiter may not know you are a treasured professional. And that would be heartbreaking to the Treasured Professionals Union (TPU, if you would.)

And just in case your all like… whoa girl, that isn’t funny at all.
There is this barely photoshopped photo of Eric (seriously, I only added one letter):


P.S. Hey there, reflection of Dab!

Happy Friday!
♫Lauren

Professional Quote of the Day: September 8th

| Viciously Sweet

We here at Viciously Sweet are usually about the funny haha’s… But right now, you better buckle up your buttercup because this Professional Quote of the Day is… going to be inspirational!

This one is for all those kids who show up on time with a smile on their face to work at the local Hot Dog on a Stick, or that one actually happy person greeting people at Wal-Mart. And especially for all those people who refuse to wear casual clothes on casual friday:

Congratulations on being in the elite field of professionals. I imagine that field is full of ties, and iPhones, and money… like Jay-Z amounts of money.

Here’s an artist interpretation:

♫Lauren

Professional Quote of the Day: September 7th

| Viciously Sweet

Today’s PQOTD or Professional Quote of the day for all you sillies who don’t believe in abbreviations, delves deep inside the psyche of the professional.

The following quote may change your very existence:

Now stop.

Listen to your computer…

Do you hear what it’s telling you?

Yep, I heard it too.

You need a new t-shirt.

Wait, woah… you need a professional t-shirt.

Let me help you…

This is the most professional t-shirt online BTW (which for those who don’t understand abbreviations means “behind the waterfall”):

♫Lauren

Professional Quote of the Day: September 6th

| Viciously Sweet

Happy Professional Break from a weekend Professional fans! Actually the amount of non business activity yesterday nearly made Eric break out in hives… thank goodness he’s always connected to his work email!

Today’s Professional Quote of the Day is like the professional version of the X-files. But instead of like UFO’s and aliens and chupacabras… there are end license agreements (~boohoohoo~ a spooky ghost sound~)

Remember professionals when in technological doubt… you should check those license agreements.
♫Lauren

Professional Quote of the Day: September 2nd

| Viciously Sweet

Today’s Professional Quote of the day is more like a professional mantra.

It is quiet honestly like one of the most beautiful professional sentences ever. I can just imagine a Rocky-like-montage being sprung from it.

But instead of like running and hitting meat… its more like organizing files, calling clients, eating protein bars (to keep up strength), loading the printer full of paper, drawing details fervently… (my imagination is awesome.)

Now while you are imagining all of this feel free to read the Quote:

Happy Friday a.k.a. The last professional day of the week!

♫Lauren

Professional Quote of the Day: September 1st

| Viciously Sweet

Happy first Day of September to all of you professional enthusiasts! Today’s quote shows you the peaceful and reflective side of the professional one.

“Everyone being professional” is a synonym for it being super quiet in this office. While the soothing sounds of tapping keyboards are like magic to professionals, for me it can be so much deadlier.Sometimes, when all I hear are the clicking of the mouse and the typing of the keyboard I feel like I could certainly die of boredom:

I hope you are enjoying all the current quietness professional one!
♫Lauren

P.S. nice Jim Halpert tie-in right there!

Professional Quote of the Day: August 31st

| Viciously Sweet

On this the last glorious day of August. I present to you the PQOTD.

Professionals don’t like a single thing to be out of date when it comes to technology. If you really think about it, how would it look to other professionals? This simply could not be tolerated.
Eric will succinctly explain this with the following quote:

Please stand back, he’s gotta sync this like a pro-basketball player.
♫Lauren

Professional Quote of the Day: August 30

| Viciously Sweet

Today’s Professional Quote of the day is a simile to the natural environment… where fish belong in water, ponies belong in grassy fields, socially awkward teens belong in Hot Topic, and professionals belong in… New York

Look at all his people:

Thanks for the Professional Photo Wiki News!

They are both equal parts glorious, and productive!
♫Lauren

Professional Quote of the Day: August 29th

| Viciously Sweet

The Dab totally called me out for not having a Professional Quote of the day on Friday. I am very sorry, as this could hinder the entire world from learning Eric’s vast professional knowledge.

Today is a very special day in the world of the professional because today he starts molding the minds of children, by teaching them straight up technology!
Welcome to the second semester of Professionalism!
And the second time I get to use this image:

Back to the PQOTD!

Since Eric has now decided to double professor it, in addition to being the Most Treasured Professional in the San Gabriel Valley this quote should mean so much more to the people than it did before:

Hey Eric, I get confused all the time. I suppose I should call you more… like when you are in class, or when I’m have a philosophical dilemma at 4 in the A.M.
Thanks for offering!
Lets see his number is… 1(800) Professional ext. Eric
♫Lauren