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Professional Quote of the Day: September 7th

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Today’s PQOTD or Professional Quote of the day for all you sillies who don’t believe in abbreviations, delves deep inside the psyche of the professional.

The following quote may change your very existence:

Now stop.

Listen to your computer…

Do you hear what it’s telling you?

Yep, I heard it too.

You need a new t-shirt.

Wait, woah… you need a professional t-shirt.

Let me help you…

This is the most professional t-shirt online BTW (which for those who don’t understand abbreviations means “behind the waterfall”):

♫Lauren

Professional Quote of the Day: September 6th

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Happy Professional Break from a weekend Professional fans! Actually the amount of non business activity yesterday nearly made Eric break out in hives… thank goodness he’s always connected to his work email!

Today’s Professional Quote of the Day is like the professional version of the X-files. But instead of like UFO’s and aliens and chupacabras… there are end license agreements (~boohoohoo~ a spooky ghost sound~)

Remember professionals when in technological doubt… you should check those license agreements.
♫Lauren

Professional Quote of the Day: September 2nd

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Today’s Professional Quote of the day is more like a professional mantra.

It is quiet honestly like one of the most beautiful professional sentences ever. I can just imagine a Rocky-like-montage being sprung from it.

But instead of like running and hitting meat… its more like organizing files, calling clients, eating protein bars (to keep up strength), loading the printer full of paper, drawing details fervently… (my imagination is awesome.)

Now while you are imagining all of this feel free to read the Quote:

Happy Friday a.k.a. The last professional day of the week!

♫Lauren

Professional Quote of the Day: September 1st

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Happy first Day of September to all of you professional enthusiasts! Today’s quote shows you the peaceful and reflective side of the professional one.

“Everyone being professional” is a synonym for it being super quiet in this office. While the soothing sounds of tapping keyboards are like magic to professionals, for me it can be so much deadlier.Sometimes, when all I hear are the clicking of the mouse and the typing of the keyboard I feel like I could certainly die of boredom:

I hope you are enjoying all the current quietness professional one!
♫Lauren

P.S. nice Jim Halpert tie-in right there!

Professional Quote of the Day: August 30

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Today’s Professional Quote of the day is a simile to the natural environment… where fish belong in water, ponies belong in grassy fields, socially awkward teens belong in Hot Topic, and professionals belong in… New York

Look at all his people:

Thanks for the Professional Photo Wiki News!

They are both equal parts glorious, and productive!
♫Lauren

Professional Quote of the Day: August 29th

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The Dab totally called me out for not having a Professional Quote of the day on Friday. I am very sorry, as this could hinder the entire world from learning Eric’s vast professional knowledge.

Today is a very special day in the world of the professional because today he starts molding the minds of children, by teaching them straight up technology!
Welcome to the second semester of Professionalism!
And the second time I get to use this image:

Back to the PQOTD!

Since Eric has now decided to double professor it, in addition to being the Most Treasured Professional in the San Gabriel Valley this quote should mean so much more to the people than it did before:

Hey Eric, I get confused all the time. I suppose I should call you more… like when you are in class, or when I’m have a philosophical dilemma at 4 in the A.M.
Thanks for offering!
Lets see his number is… 1(800) Professional ext. Eric
♫Lauren

Professional Quote of the Day: August 25th

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Good Afternoon, Professionals and Professional Enthusiasts-a-like!
It’s what you have been waiting for… THE PQOTD!

Just in case you were wondering about Eric’s email flow, he may be making a chart soon:

I’m sure that spreadsheet will be a golden example of professionalism.

But for all of you who are visual learners, this is what I gleaned from this quote:

Things will just keep getting more professional for Eric… until he’s the most professional professional in the WORLD!
♫Lauren