A few words on obsessive love…

So I may or may not be the first one to notice this, but it seems like people don’t know the meaning of TMI (too much information!!!!) So I felt like venting a list of things that annoy me:

– OK so u have a boyfriend that u absolutely love and adore… congratulations! Thank you for letting me know how wonderful he is and how lucky you are to have him

HOWEVER
– I definitely don’t need to know personal stuff that makes me wanna gag! (like how you were up all night doing the horizontal polka or how you bought the gaggle of condoms pack from Walmart)
– I especially don’t wanna read a comment that seems clean at first, but then is followed by a winky face ;) which makes me think of the alternative dirty interpretation… which is followed by a mental picture… which is then followed with me feeling slightly disturbed.
– It bothers me that you want to live a lifestyle like the horseface girl on sex and the city… seriously, there’s got to be more to life than just having sex… and I’m pretty sure if u did have sex 24/7 you’d eventually get tired of it… not to mention you’d probably end up having to get surgery you know where….
– AND MOST OF ALL ANNOYANCES: you complain about people telling you too much info, yet you yourself do it all the time.

C’mon now! I guess I could understand a guy bragging to his friends about how he scored the night before (even though that’s totally immature)… but ladies…I don’t expect this from you! Have some decency….don’t be trashy. Don’t get me wrong… I’m glad you found someone to spend your time with and share your thoughts with. I’m glad that you are happy… I just feel that if you must proclaim your TMI events to the world, then you are trying to prove something… trying to say “I’m better than you”. Real friends don’t need to prove themselves to one another and they definitely don’t need to brag about their love lives… I’m not sure how many people will read this. I’m not directing this at any one person in particular because pretty much everyone has done this at some point… I just got a little fed up with it finally.

–Isabel