Jimmy is an unusual Lad he likes to stay at home, all the time.
Some may think it’s because he doesn’t like to be social, but my theory is that Jimmy likes to party with his neighbors. And not the neighbors you may think:
What a party animal.
THE END
♫Lauren
Okay I must say that this post involves Vampires. But not those lusty and highly glossy vampires of Twilight, I’m talking about those campy goofy and evil vampires of 1992′ “Buffy the Vampire Slayer.”
It was on TV last night and since I remember loving it as a kid, I couldn’t help but watch it.
And my re-watch proved that I truly love campy movies. It had all of the best film elements you could ask for…
The Valley Girl:
The Bad Boy turned swell guy (remember how cool he was?):
The Vampire played by Paul Reubens:
Ben Affleck as a basketball player:
Hillary Swank as a bratty teen:
Donald Southerland in this fedora:
And David Arquette as the world’s most irritating vampire:
A dance with the theme “Hug the World”
Thank you 90’s movies, I am all about all of that stuff! And I feel like hugging the world because of it!
♫Lauren
There is a church that keeps calling my phone and leaving messages. Is this a call from the Lord or is is totally okay to block them?
I’m thinking of blocking them like a lego.
♫Lauren
I like to name animals I meet. Sometimes I name them after celebrities.
♫Lauren
Many moons ago Christine desired to travel the world with her sign languaged enabled chimp friend “Mr. Yoyo”
She thought it would be just like The Jungle Book, but then discovered that it was nothing really like that at all.
And that in real jungles there are real volcanos.
So she instead sold Mr Yoyo and watched “Arrested Development.”
THE END.
♫Lauren
This week I think I shall be sharing wonderful fairytales with all of you. But they may not really be like fairy tales at all more just like short stories… and none of them will have to do with Twilight. Enjoy!
♫Lauren
Yesterday, Madame Tussaud’s exhibited their latest wax figure, of non celebrity Kim Kardashian.
I think this means that Madam Tussaud’s has officially ran out of people to make into wax statues of. Because this was totally unneccessary.
My sister and I have compiled a list of more deserving “celebrities” to make that waxy leap:
1. Television starlet and media mogul, Judge Judy:
2. Steve Buscemi, we prefer his look from the wedding singer:
3. Brother of Charlie Sheen and mighty duck aficionado Emilio Estevez:
4. Reality TV darling Flavor Flav, hopefully in this pose:
5. The Jackson 5’s cuddly and adorable Marlon Jackson, in a member’s only jacket:
6. Superfreaky Rick James (but not the mary jane girls)
7. Wouldn’t you love to grab your price scanner and get a photo with Flo from Progressive?
8. The whitest and nerdiest Weird Al:
9. How about the Stay Puft Marshmallow man from Ghostbusters?
10. And finally the scandalous and sexiest boat captain alive… the Gorton’s fisherman:
♫Lauren
Viciously Sweet 