Month: September 2011

In its Natural Habitat

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There are many dangerous creatures online.

From the Encyclopedia of Internet Dangers I give to you:


He lures you on to social networks to… well, bite your face off. When you are all alone online and all up on the stalking of your web buddies, he strikes with vengeance leaving nothing behind besides your keyboard mouse (they give him heartburn.) Then he surfs back online to find his next victim.

Next time you hear a crunch when you are typing it could be the social piranha claiming his next victim.
♫Lauren

Professional Quote of the Day: September 6th

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Happy Professional Break from a weekend Professional fans! Actually the amount of non business activity yesterday nearly made Eric break out in hives… thank goodness he’s always connected to his work email!

Today’s Professional Quote of the Day is like the professional version of the X-files. But instead of like UFO’s and aliens and chupacabras… there are end license agreements (~boohoohoo~ a spooky ghost sound~)

Remember professionals when in technological doubt… you should check those license agreements.
♫Lauren

Professional Quote of the Day: September 2nd

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Today’s Professional Quote of the day is more like a professional mantra.

It is quiet honestly like one of the most beautiful professional sentences ever. I can just imagine a Rocky-like-montage being sprung from it.

But instead of like running and hitting meat… its more like organizing files, calling clients, eating protein bars (to keep up strength), loading the printer full of paper, drawing details fervently… (my imagination is awesome.)

Now while you are imagining all of this feel free to read the Quote:

Happy Friday a.k.a. The last professional day of the week!

♫Lauren

I have pressing thoughts…

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I’m feeling hyper accomplished because this week I have received like 20 spam comments. That means the internet robots have been loving my site. I mean what is better than that?

I’m really hoping those robots are Conky from Pee Wee’s Playhouse and Johnny 5 of Short Circuit fame… because they are my favorite robots.

Well I digress, this is a doodle that explains what can happen to a Lauren when she is more concerned with her abstract brain thoughts… like her favorite robots. Enjoy:

And seriously, go Conky!

♫Lauren

Professional Quote of the Day: September 1st

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Happy first Day of September to all of you professional enthusiasts! Today’s quote shows you the peaceful and reflective side of the professional one.

“Everyone being professional” is a synonym for it being super quiet in this office. While the soothing sounds of tapping keyboards are like magic to professionals, for me it can be so much deadlier.Sometimes, when all I hear are the clicking of the mouse and the typing of the keyboard I feel like I could certainly die of boredom:

I hope you are enjoying all the current quietness professional one!
♫Lauren

P.S. nice Jim Halpert tie-in right there!