Professional Quote of the Day: October 13th

October 13, 2011November 11, 2011 | Viciously Sweet

The time has come to get your PQOTD on!

Professionals don’t need a play by-play. They are looking at the future. They are strategizing for possible outcomes. They are making excel spreadsheets based on 7 years in the future.

In short a true professional has already thought all the things you have already thought and all the things you eventually will.

Let’s tie that in with a Professional Quote of the Day:

In fact, Eric’s thinking ahead is landing his thoughts in the summer of 2022.
He’s so got a pie chart brewing in his heart for that.

♫Lauren

Professional Quote of the Day: October 12th

October 12, 2011November 11, 2011 | Viciously Sweet

Good Afternoon Professional Quote Enthusiasts!

There has been a serious lack of professionalism on this blog lately and I am going to bring an end to it!

Have you ever been in the presence of a professional whose reports are so pristine, drawings so flawless, details so error-less. And you want to give them a professional salute?

Then beads of sweat appear on your brow, and dread fills your innards. How do you give a professional salute? Is is a high-five? No, too Bill and Ted. Is it with 2 fingers? 4? All 10?

Well worry no more Professional Eric is back with the PQOTD and he’s going to teach you about professional protocol:

*Relief* Now I know what to do next time! And apparently 4 finger salutes are for hippies. And they don’t salute professionals.
♫Lauren

Le Stink!

October 12, 2011October 11, 2011 | Viciously Sweet

I have been wearing white and black a lot lately so I thought of this little guy:

He thinks you smell like 2 butts.

♫Lauren

The easily embarrassed rock

October 11, 2011November 11, 2011 | Viciously Sweet

Sometimes rocks are stubborn.
Sometimes rocks are flaky.
And sometimes they are just plain bashful:
Meet, the Shy Rock:

You should have seen it, the first time it saw provocative cactus.

♫Lauren

I’m just here for the fun

October 10, 2011 | Viciously Sweet

Historically, Lauren’s aren’t into doing things that they don’t like even though they have a hard time saying no.

Much like Cyndi Lauper’s song about the ladies… this Lauren just wants to have fun:

So I’m going to go have fun… and more so, I’m done with not having fun when I want to appease others.

And well this historic Lauren can tell you the rest:

Lauren out.
♫Lauren

Just a little bit wobbly

October 7, 2011 | Viciously Sweet

I am very much a big klutz, in a compact package.
I have been known to fall a lot…. a lot.

Lately though I feel like I have been extra blessed by the vertigo fairy:

wobble, wobble… *falls on face*

♫Lauren

Professional Quote of the Day: October 7th

October 7, 2011 | Viciously Sweet

Good Afternoon PQOTD fans!

Eric has basically been on a professional sabbatical since his return from the Houston, Texas which is affectionately called “Space City” by the people.

Because of this there has been a lack of professional quotes… Thank goodness for the countless historians who have a back catalog of professional moments.

With that introduction I bring you a classic Professional Eric quote that I believe had something to do with a personal AutoCAD error:

TECHNOLOGY:1
MAN:0

♫Lauren

Professional Quote of the Day: October 6th

October 6, 2011October 6, 2011 | Viciously Sweet

Good Afternoon PQOTD’RS!
There has been a lot happening in the professional world in the last few days.

In our office while printing a floor plan, our beloved plotter took a turn for the worse. She is now in a technological induced coma (turned off.)

While brazenly trying to save her, professional Eric realized that she need’s a specialist. The specialist may have not used the most technical terms when describing Crystal’s problem… and that is when the PQOTD happened: