There are many things I think we should be able to put on resumes. Or cirriculum vitae’s or whatever they are called.
I would put brilliant conversationalist, an avid Hall & Oates fan. A capable artist of  cats. And perhaps even, a great player of suduko.

But I could never in good faith put great balancer of things. Today the victim was a little tomato.

R.I.P. unused and disfigured tomato. May you be made into heavenly ketchup.

I hope that everyone has had a super delicious Sunday.

»Lauren