I made this little gnome at work because I was very bored.
My mind wandered to what it would be like to be a gnome
And I decided that in California it would be a pretty nice gig to have…
and the only way I’d want to go somewhere else is if I were hanging around with Amelie’s flight attendant friend.
♥Lauren
Viciously Sweet 
Why isn’t Nome, Alaska spelled correctly ? Do their LOL kitties go “gnom gnom gnom” ? Confidentially, the Travelocity gnome kinda creeps me out. I thibnk it’s the voice though.
I like to believe Alaska has a history of not acknowledging silent letters. They just pretend like they never happened.
And as for your gnome confession… viciously sweet will keep your secret ;)