SPECIAL

I’ve been off

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I just wanted to send a hello to the interwebs.
And share with my friends this late late valentine.

Also I’m currently coloring you as mounted to the wall animals.

♫Lauren

Australian Dreams

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I had this dream last night that I went on vacation to Australia. To my surprise they had no food in Australia, only Granola bars. I asked them where they had food like ‘”Outback Steakhouse” Open at nine’? And he told me those pretty onion flowers and dreams of koalas is how they get Americans to travel all the way to Australia.
Also no one had accents, they were faked too.
I was depressed and dismayed. Also I discovered in my dream that Koalas were in fact cats dress like weird little bears.
Upon this realization I decided to leave and go to New Zealand. And then some rude Australian told me it was fake too; apparently it was created by Peter Jackson for movies.
Dude, my dreams are weird.


♫lauren

The Angry Squid

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Hello Internet,

I thought we were friends… but we have come to a quandary.

 Friends don’t let friends experience internet stalking, keep the creepies away or I will send Angry Squid to avenge me.

This is an artist rendering of angry squid, who has tentacles of fury:

I hope this helps you understand.

♫Lauren

Feathery Goals

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One of my many awesome goals is to use more feathers in my clothing attire.

I want to look like I fell out of Brandon Flower’s feathery feathery closet.

I want to be little birds stunt double.

I however, would like to not be attacked by my cat.

Every feather helps.

♫Lauren