Professional Quote of the Day: October 25th

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Good Afternoon Professional Quote Enthusiasts!

On this Professional Tuesday. When the world needed a professional to step in on a meeting, there was one professional there to take the call. Of course, after that call was screened and transferred to him.

As explained in todays PQOTD:

Upon saying those Professional words Eric sprang from his desk, collected his coat and made his way out of the office onward towards professionalism. He did not care if there was rain, or snow, or if he’d lose all of his oxen on the way there (Oregon trail reference).

Eric is going to make that meeting, and he’s going to make it the best meeting that people have ever met at, because that is what a professional does.

Onwards to Professionalism!
♫Lauren

Amber’s Description

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Sometimes the people I know say the best things. I was there at the moment where Amber was describing her friend’s boyfriend, or a guy we work with, or a stranger, or a the cousin of the Brawny guy, or someone who works at Target… and it went a little something like this:

I couldn’t describe it better myself. Thanks Amber!!!
♫Lauren

Professional Quote of the Day: Professional Response

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Today, the most professional of all professionals has been so busy project managing and typing upon his keyboard it’s been hard to quote him. When it seemed all was lost and no quote would be bestowed upon us, Eric emerged from his cubicle (like a Pegasus from the heavens) to respond to a fellow professional who seems to be in a bit of a professional dilemma:

Original Post (Sorry to post it with the typo’s):

Professional Response of the Day:

Thank both of you for your undaunting professional devotion to California and Texas. Also thank you for comparing professionalism to Lug Nuts, because that is awesome.
♫Lauren

Dirty Trailer

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Some people are very lucky to work in pristine, if not just slightly too Dijon colored offices. Others spend their days in an office that has the delicious smell of food mixtures, and then there is Jimmy:

Jimmy works in dirt. Dirt that is located in sunny destination hotspot, Pacoima. The next time you are there give him a wave. He’ll be the tall skinny one reciting lines from Carrie… he’s hard to miss.

♫Lauren

Professional Quote of the Day: October 21st

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Good Afternoon Professional Quote followers!

Sorry for the lack of posts, there has been so much work activity this week it has been difficult to find proper professional information to share with the masses.

But, today being the Eric’s true professionalism has shown through the clouds, and has dropped some professional enlightenment on the San Gabriel Valley.
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There are so many things that can excite a professional. Efficiently managing projects, re-pathing file locations, thoroughly answering professional related questions, defragging everyone’s hard drives… and coordinating, as this Professional Quote of the Day demonstrates:

Come on he’s so professional he has no time to spare for those who cannot coordinate with professional prowess.
♫Lauren

Have a Professional Weekend!

This Charming Doodle

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In this post Kardashian world we live in, sometimes a girl like me has problems using search engines and apparently now youtube. I innocently typed in “the smiths” and pressed enter instead of getting this:

I got this:

Seriously internet?

And the next time I google “Paintings of Ponies” am I going to get Kim and her sisters? Come on you know they look a little Horsey Sauce.

♫Lauren

Introduction to STAB!

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Sometimes I have incredible yet very credible rage. I usually doodle it out because no one likes a pissy Lauren (especially The Dab, I think this is his #7 fear.) And, also sometimes I wish Reginald Stabby was real so he could deal with my problems:

Be careful I hear he has some cutting words for you.

♫Lauren

Provocative by moonlight

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After an extensive amount of scientific testing the Cecelia, the provocative cactus is proven to be the most fascinating and titillating Cactaceae in the known universe. She is 24/7 provocative, as proven in her moonlit appearance below:

By the way this doodle was selected to be posted today by Professional Eric, doodle selector extraordinaire. Who has not given me professional knowledge today.
♫Lauren

Professional Quote of the Day: October 17th

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Good Day Professional Enthusiasts!

It is late in the workday on this Monday afternoon. But don’t you fret, because there is so much professional activity happening under this office roof today… it could make your t-shirt grow a tie!

Making his much-anticipated appearance on the intwerwebs today, Professional Eric discusses the proper corn choice for aspiring professionals in the following PQOTD:

Moral of the story:
The next time you are eating with Bill Gates and Warren Buffet, do not give them loose corn.
They will see through your professional ruse.
♫Lauren