Good Afternoon PQOTD fans!
Eric has basically been on a professional sabbatical since his return from the Houston, Texas which is affectionately called “Space City” by the people.
Because of this there has been a lack of professional quotes… Thank goodness for the countless historians who have a back catalog of professional moments.
With that introduction I bring you a classic Professional Eric quote that I believe had something to do with a personal AutoCAD error:
TECHNOLOGY:1
MAN:0
♫Lauren
Good Afternoon PQOTD’RS!
There has been a lot happening in the professional world in the last few days.
In our office while printing a floor plan, our beloved plotter took a turn for the worse. She is now in a technological induced coma (turned off.)
While brazenly trying to save her, professional Eric realized that she need’s a specialist. The specialist may have not used the most technical terms when describing Crystal’s problem… and that is when the PQOTD happened:
Future advice to all the professional enthusiasts: If you want to talk to Professional Eric, you must get technical with him.
♫Lauren
I think Christine should tell people this… all the time:
It would make me laugh, super hard in the face.
Hope you are having a dip-tastic afternoon Christine!
♫Lauren
Today’s PQOTD came in just under the wire. This little nugget of joy was created on a phone conversation like 10 minutes ago…
Sometimes speed is important to the life of a professional, as demonstrated in the quote below:
Basically, upload speed fast-ness is like the Indianapolis 500 to a professional. And professionals have a need for speed.
And not like a Charlie Sheen need for speed, if you know what I mean.
♫lauren
I was drawing a detail today and this is what happened to it:
What a provocative detail.
I hope my boss doesn’t want this paper back.
♫Lauren
The True Professional is back in town.
He swept in at promptly 8 am to make his professional work week debut this morning in rainy (and rainbow-y SGV)
Today’s Professional Quote of the day is one from the PQOTD Archives that has yet to be released
until
right
now:
A quick and helpful note: some people’s Journey gets stuck on “Don’t Stop Believing”
But there are a lot of other great Journey songs… like “Open Arms”, “Lights”, “Wheel in the Sky…” or my sister’s favorite “Oh, Sherry.”
As for me and Cecelia, we like “Lovin, Touchin, Squeezin”… its more provocative.
♫Lauren
In a series of stories that intersected like mad yesterday. The Dab and I came up with a brilliant new character in my doodle universe…
Yes, a cactus that is far more provocative than any other cacti. Picture it, she has beautiful long luscious eyelashes, succulent red lips (oh the pun), and well for lack of a better term the most provocative cactus-wear you have ever laid your eyes on:
Simply stunning, am I right?
Also, I imagine her living with me in my Pee Wee’s Playhouse kind of world… where ever she shows up she gets everyone’s attention:
Oh Cecelia, you are too provocative for your own good.
Have a nice weekend people.
♫Lauren
Hey Professional Enthusiasts!
Eric is still miles away from his cubicle, and its that time of the day. While looking through the professional quote gallery I have stored on my computer, something strange happened.
In a shocking turn of events todays’ PQOTD got hijacked… by a Professional Substitute, who like the runner-up in the Miss Professional Pageant is glad to fill in for the most quoted Professional in town:
OMG. It’s me. I’m like the “Sweet and Low” to Eric’s sugar. No wonder old ladies like me so much…
Also, this was so the Dab’s idea…
I can’t believe I did this.
♫Lauren
I am super Über grateful for the really great friends I have.
I am sometimes really moody, a little too giggly, and overall too bedazzled and confused about basically everything I do. Most times I am composed, but sometimes I break into tiny dorito like pieces (because I’m made of cool ranch.) And then my friends tell me that everything is going to be all right, and to take it like a Lauren.
I am Lauren F*ing Hollaway after all :)
Thanks again girlies!
♫Lauren
Viciously Sweet 