Professional Quote of the Day: September 28th

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Today’s Professional Quote of the day is as simple and straightforward as it gets:

This includes (but not limited to) the following situations:

-The Printer needing ink

-The appropriate time for a tuxedo

-The email addresses of any clients

-Making personal excel spreadsheets for future budgets

-When the appropriate time to sync your phone

-When someone is exploding a block in autocad

This only counts as one making fun point, right?
♫Lauren

Professional Quote of the Day: September 27th

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Today’s professional quote of the day has a lot to do with all the action in the office today… laser measuring.

Some may think oh measuring with lasers, cool. But to a professional it means so much more. Now he can measure things he never dreamt he could. (Is there any doubt that he has previously spent nights of slumber dreaming of measuring? Is there also any other doubt that he has dreams of lasers?) Combining lasers and measuring is nearly too exciting for a professional.

Now he wants to make the measuring more accurate than the level on the laser…. on to the PQOTD:

In his professional defense, he has actually been angling for an office tripod for a long time.
♫Lauren

Wishing my days were swankier

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I’m a big fan of that 1960’s look
Big hair, Big cars, men looking real nice in their suits:

(This was a nice way to use a Picture of Jon Hamm… who is the most hammsome guy in America, that joke is never old)
And women wore bad ass clothes… every day!

I wish I had a team of stylists to help a girl out. Stylists make Jessica Simpson look like she bathes for crying out loud. Think of what they could do for the already clean.

Onto Banana Republic to get those Leopard shoes!
♫Lauren

Professional Quote of the Day: September 26th

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OMG. Professional Enthusiasts, the wait is over.
My vacacion to Washington D.C is past, and now it is time to get PROFESSIONAL!!!!!!!!!!!

Today’s PQOTD was collected by the Dab whilst I was in the city hanging out with Mimia (my awesome new nickname for our First Lady)

Because I wasn’t here, and cannot assume* what was happening in the office when this was said I present to you this Professional quote, about professional friendships:

True Story: It takes 4-6 weeks after filling out his friendship application and background check for you to find out if you qualify for professional friendship.

♫Lauren

*Assumption is not allowed for PQOTD, as per my professional verbal agreement with said Professional Eric.