Christine is an avid fan of noodles.
But how can you combine noodles with a night devoted to meat.
There shall be no GLUTEN on meat night!!!!!!!!!!!!
That is for Gluten Thursdays!
♫Lauren
Once Upon a Meat Night
Sometimes you have ideas and they are just okay.
Sometimes you have ideas that are slap a stranger in the face, great!
Meat Night is the latter. A whole night dedicated to meat, a night that only dawn can stop. Christine and I are this excited about it!
And you know who is the dream MC of this event would be? Jon Hamm.
♫Lauren
Just a little Crazy
So Amber sometimes gets really mad.
This usually coincides with one or more circumstances
1. She’s being harassed by staples (the store, not the paper binding object)
2. She is angry at some professional entity (see Professional Eric)
3. She just lost that monopoly card game
This is the results:
CRAZY. AS . HECTERINES. (WHICH IS A NECTARINE FROM HELL)
♫Lauren
Professional Quote of the Day: September 16th
Good Afternoon, professional enthusiasts!
There are very few things that could make a professional as excited as a teenage-girl-slow-dancing-with-Justin-Bieber, but INPUT is definitely one of those things.
And efficiency is definitely the other.
And when you combine the two, like those rings to summon Captain Planet. You get the most excited Professional in the universe as the following PQOTD will describe:
♫Lauren
P.S. Enjoy that Quote because there won’t be any next week! I’m going on Vacation, and cannot be trusted to be professional during those hours. But there will be doodles. Oh yes, there will be doodles.
Elliott’s arches
Question:
Guess who’s studying arches?
Answer:
Me
Question:
Who is going to see a doodle about arches.
Answer:
People who scroll down
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♫Lauren
From my window
True Story, I am the only desk in the office that doesn’t have a window.
So I take my daydreaming very seriously, and sometimes literally:
I dream of clouds and a real sun, that shines… and then I go back to drawing.
♫Lauren
Professional Quote of the Day: September 14th
Did you know that emails for professionals, are like potato chips for ordinary people?
(Take that simile, and shove it SAT prep.)
Yes Sir and Lady Sir, (respectively) much like the tagline that tells you “bet you can’t have just one” emails are so addicting to the professional set that they just can’t help themselves.
Check out today’s Professional Quote of the Day and find out for yourself:
Just ask him how many? I’m going to guess like 6. For all his different channels of professionalism.
♫Lauren
Ferrous Bueller
I like to combine things that I learn with things that I am fascinated with.
So I bring to you Ferrous Bueller my hybrid of memorizing ferrous metals for my ARE and my love of Chicago in 1!
He’s just an steel boy enjoying the world…
I think I need a study break.
♫Lauren
Professional Quote of the Day: September 13th
We all know how Professional Eric feels about inputs and outputs…
Well Professor Eric is just the same! (Not surprising, as they are the same person… but, like The Superman/Clark Kent kind of thing… being a professor is like his secret identity)
Now run into that phone booth, rip off your glasses and INPUT this PQOTD in your head:
Wouldn’t it be great if that was his superhero catchphrase?
Apparently if he were a superhero he’d call himself Mr P., but the best part is that when someone needed his help he would change out of his stretchy unitard into a business suit… because that is how professionals do it.
♫Lauren
Viciously Sweet 