I have been studying like a gangster…

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To try to make an excuse for my recent lack of beautiful and delicious vocabulary words as of late, I’m going to be honest I have been trying to memorize vocabulary words for my Architectural exams…

Also an apology for me forgetting like every word yesterday to Angel and Christine who were kind, as well as “naturally disappointed”

This is quickly devastating my thoughts and transforming me into a creature who can only talk about ferrous metals and the coefficient of thermal expansion.

But I digress, lets get on to a doodle… oh dear heavenly farfisa its gotten to the doodles:

I am architecturally scarred.
♫Lauren

Professional Quote of the day: September 9th

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On this casual friday on this September day, one of the best things ever was said at lunch…
With that brief and beautiful intro, I bring you the professional Quote of the day:

Which is the only professional way to lunch, otherwise your waiter may not know you are a treasured professional. And that would be heartbreaking to the Treasured Professionals Union (TPU, if you would.)

And just in case your all like… whoa girl, that isn’t funny at all.
There is this barely photoshopped photo of Eric (seriously, I only added one letter):


P.S. Hey there, reflection of Dab!

Happy Friday!
♫Lauren

Professional Quote of the Day: September 8th

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We here at Viciously Sweet are usually about the funny haha’s… But right now, you better buckle up your buttercup because this Professional Quote of the Day is… going to be inspirational!

This one is for all those kids who show up on time with a smile on their face to work at the local Hot Dog on a Stick, or that one actually happy person greeting people at Wal-Mart. And especially for all those people who refuse to wear casual clothes on casual friday:

Congratulations on being in the elite field of professionals. I imagine that field is full of ties, and iPhones, and money… like Jay-Z amounts of money.

Here’s an artist interpretation:

♫Lauren

Professional Quote of the Day: September 7th

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Today’s PQOTD or Professional Quote of the day for all you sillies who don’t believe in abbreviations, delves deep inside the psyche of the professional.

The following quote may change your very existence:

Now stop.

Listen to your computer…

Do you hear what it’s telling you?

Yep, I heard it too.

You need a new t-shirt.

Wait, woah… you need a professional t-shirt.

Let me help you…

This is the most professional t-shirt online BTW (which for those who don’t understand abbreviations means “behind the waterfall”):

♫Lauren

In its Natural Habitat

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There are many dangerous creatures online.

From the Encyclopedia of Internet Dangers I give to you:


He lures you on to social networks to… well, bite your face off. When you are all alone online and all up on the stalking of your web buddies, he strikes with vengeance leaving nothing behind besides your keyboard mouse (they give him heartburn.) Then he surfs back online to find his next victim.

Next time you hear a crunch when you are typing it could be the social piranha claiming his next victim.
♫Lauren

Professional Quote of the Day: September 6th

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Happy Professional Break from a weekend Professional fans! Actually the amount of non business activity yesterday nearly made Eric break out in hives… thank goodness he’s always connected to his work email!

Today’s Professional Quote of the Day is like the professional version of the X-files. But instead of like UFO’s and aliens and chupacabras… there are end license agreements (~boohoohoo~ a spooky ghost sound~)

Remember professionals when in technological doubt… you should check those license agreements.
♫Lauren

Professional Quote of the Day: September 2nd

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Today’s Professional Quote of the day is more like a professional mantra.

It is quiet honestly like one of the most beautiful professional sentences ever. I can just imagine a Rocky-like-montage being sprung from it.

But instead of like running and hitting meat… its more like organizing files, calling clients, eating protein bars (to keep up strength), loading the printer full of paper, drawing details fervently… (my imagination is awesome.)

Now while you are imagining all of this feel free to read the Quote:

Happy Friday a.k.a. The last professional day of the week!

♫Lauren