Today’s Eric quote of the day is something that he says all the time, this truthful statement is like the air he breathes.
True Story, this is actually his first words of the day, everyday. He actually wakes up in the morning, brushes his teeth, gazes up into the mirror says:
That is how he gets pumped to start his professional day
♫Lauren
I have been meaning to mail something to Isabel for 3 bloody months now… I really need to just send it…
♫Lauren
Monday is back and you know what that means… PROFESSIONAL WORD OF THE DAY IS BACK, and more professional than ever.
This quote needs a bit of a back story. Yonadab and I were discussing how all the big cities lay claim to having the best street dogs. When we mentioned New York’s street hot dogs Eric turned the conversation professional. The way only a professional could:
Hopefully we have time for a New York slice between conferences.
♫Lauren
Today marks the end of the business work week. Whatever could the content of todays quote be about? Casual Fridays? NOPE. Working for the weekend? Um, No… Today Eric wants to remind you to back up your files… and don’t ever think that you can mess with his files… he BACKS IT ALL UP.
♫Lauren
Do you ever wonder about science?
I know Isabel Does:
Side note: If I were a substitute teacher who was sent to a science class I think I would put this on a slide, and say that is everything you need to know about science. Unless you want to be a doctor or something… But this is all I’m teaching you.
♫Lauren
Sometimes Eric is worried that I am not quoting him correctly. And for some reason *cough, cough* he always makes his case about his professionalism, and how misquoting him is in direct opposition to that:
♫Lauren
(who promises never to misquote a professional ever again.)
I really like plants, they are full of delicious oxygens, and they smell nice too.
But I don’t own plants because I kill them. I’m not like Jack the Ripper of plants… but more like a neglectful parent, I buy them, leave them in the sun and feel all sorts of sad when they die… or the cat eats them.
I actually sometimes see them in stores, and make sure I don’t take them home (because I know their fate) I then hope that someone who can take care of plants will purchase it, and it will grow with green hot intensity at their abode.
Right now I’m suffering from forgetting Arbor day exists. I don’t know why I feel so sad that I forgot Arbor Day happened months ago, but I feel like I could have like planted a tree or something… but now I just feel sadly indifferent.
Also making this post made me remember this song about trees from my childhood:
♫Lauren
I was having a problem with the content of an email this morning and I explained to the most professional one that I was having problems regarding a PDF. Then he bestowed upon me this glorious advice:
And since he is THE Professional One.. I would listen to his sage professional Advice.
♫LAUREN
(My name now is practically a PDF)
I am a very girly girl. I like girly romantic comedies, and I also like to watch movies where butts are being kicked all over the place (and possibly in your face, thanks 3D.)
I will admit, these are two very different kinds of films. Sometimes actors mingle at the border of these two genres and boggle my mind.
Sometimes it works out well… and then sometimes, there is Gerard Butler…
Against all of my brain logic I decided to watch “The Ugly Truth” (even though I don’t really like Katherine Heigl) and yes … I wanted to stab my brain until the only thing I could remember was where I live and how much I like 30 Rock. I secretly kept watching hoping that it will get better, and would change my perspective on Katherine Heigl. It didn’t.
Then I started hoping it would turn a little more 300 and Mr. Butler would cut of Katherine Heigl’s head and set the rest of her on fire. But yet again this wish was not granted, and then I wished I had watched nothing at all. Not anything.
As a person who likes Gerard Butler kicking butts and toting weapons, and not being in the Phantom of the Opera, I implore you to read my doodle:
I mean seriously, Josh Duhamel needs some work too.
♫Lauren
Viciously Sweet 