Today is Eric’s Birthday….
I feel like there should be a parade full of ladies somewhere to commemorate this event.
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You Remind Me of Something w/ Eric
Can I compare thee to a summer’s day? No, well… Okay, how about some celebrities?
Viciously Sweet brings to you a top 10 list of characters and people that Eric reminds us of. To add to the accuracy of our claims we picked a one word description of each contender and submitted to our voting audience, Eric. And then our voters (Eric) generously took the time to say which of the descriptions were most important to him.
Yonadab and I proudly present these 10 facets of Eric, in High Definition.
10. Eric is kind of like Jimmy Kimmel. They both have a flair for epicness and both sing songs about Ben Affleck. Also I’m pretty sure neither of them like Matt Damon.
9. Eric is kind of like Tim Taylor from “Home Improvement” if you want a further description of this contact our offices “fixed” or “dead” refrigerator. Or our “unbroken” printer.
8. Eric is like Gabriel Iglesias. He likes to not only make funny haha’s but he also is the #1 fan of fluffyness.
7. Eric is kind of like Neil Patrick Harris. He’s all about musicals, and the ladies. Well NPH is also all about musicals… and well he’s about the ladies on “How I Met Your Mother” which Eric is a total fan of.
6. Eric really likes musicals. In fact he’s kind of like the entire cast of Beauty and the Beast….
5. Eric is like that comic collector guy from the Simpsons. He’s always and 100% Star Trek, SCI-FI and HD.
4. Eric is a lot like Jack Donaghy. I really thought that this was going to be higher on the list because after all, the man breathes professionalism. He is so PSIC (professional superintendent in command) that everyone wants to CC him on their emails.
3. He’s kind of like that guy from Man Vs. Food. Adam Richman. If he weren’t so excited about technology and professionalism… eating delicious food could be his job.
2. Eric is like Johnny 5 from “Short Circuit”. He’s always about technology and always discussing inputs and outputs. He’s also all about the ladies… remember how Johnny 5 was all about Stefanie’s input??? He’s also so not into dissasemble.
To illustrate I give you this clip:
Are you ready for #1?
1. Eric is exactly like Eric Cartman. Dislike of Hippies, cravings for KFC, feelings about Gingers, and poor people… It’s all right here.
That concludes the list of things Eric is like.
Have a nice rest of your day.
♫Lauren
The Dawn of the Professional
The world is atwitter with the complete professional transformation of Eric.
It seems like yesterday he was setting up enough autocad drawing layers and rules to confuse the heck out interns…
Now he’s a college graduate who can still use technical terms that make everyone more confused than usual. To commemorate this very epic moment in time I bring you a photo of the two most excited people at Eric’s graduation:
You knew I was going to do this. Congratulations.
♫Lauren
Have You Ever Loved a Woman?
Well have you ever loved a woman?
If you are Professional Eric… the answer is yes.
He has loved a woman in the Bryan Adams singing about it to the people kind of way.
And the woman that makes him feel this way is a fan of Sweet Potatoes. Which some believe is her nickname for the professional one…
He and Oprah are so in love that they spend every Saturday afternoon like this:
It’s so true.
♫Lauren
Raa Raa Ooh La La Ladies
Is there a better way to celebrate Yonadab’s birthday than photoshopping Eric and some ladies… Maybe.
But it is very enjoyable… especially when that lady is Lady Gaga.
As you can see in the picture she spices up Eric’s professional garb when they frolic about town together….
I thought things were going so well with Oprah.
♫Lauren
Hanging with the Homies
I made this doodle a while ago, and I thought I already posted it…. BUT surprise I didn’t!
It’s what I imagined what the Vicious Crew would look like if we were hung in a lodge…
Just in case you need a bit of help figuring what animal is which…
Top row: Isabel as you can see is depicted as some sort of Elk like creature, which is real nice. I’m the second one in and I have always desired to be a jackalope so call me Lopey, and finishing out the top row Christine makes a fine unicorn with a charming pink horn.
Bottom Row: Eric thinking about a lodge stated he wanted to be a tiger, so there he is as a manly lodge residing tiger. I have always assumed Jimmy would be a moose kind of animal because he is super tall. And, Of course Miss Tangy is a very enticing antelope.
♫Lauren
Direct Quotes from Eric
Today Eric was quoted saying “I’m in love with the ladies.”
It may coincide with this very picture taken earlier this week with a very specific lady who may be the host of the Oprah Show.
It was reported that they were listening to love songs on the coast.
Long Live Eric and the Ladies.
♫Lauren
Evening the Playing Field w/ Eric
Apparently Eric does not like the last post about his direct quote about Jessica Alba.
He will not deny its “directness” or correct “quotiness” of the statement but has asked for it to be removed. I cannot do this, because I like the photo of them and also when I get to italicize words.
So I have decided to even out the ladies with the mens
So I think that this photoshop will even the damage of the last one. And will also break the heart of both Ben Affleck and Sarah Silverman
♫Lauren
A Quote from Eric
To paraphrase a post lunch discussion with Eric “Jessica Alba has it going on.”
But we have no word on what it is.
This is according to our sources has no correlation to her exquisite acting, or friendliness, or general kindness. As Eric is sure she has none of these qualities.
I think Eric has returned to the ladies:
Watch out!
♫Lauren
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