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Things that are Fancy: Phone Edition

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Are you searching for a new phone that can make all your dreams come true?

That will call people on their birthday with an automated message from you?

And also makes criss cross potatoes?

Well that doesn’t exist yet, but t-mobile’s more than snazzy “my touch” will let you create your own case for you phone and i have a few suggestions:

Would you like to treasure a Harpo phone production try an “Eric and Oprah” cover:

Or maybe celebrate the love of Clay and Isabel?

The possibilites are really endless. 

♫LAUREN

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Learning with Jimmy: Angela Lansbury

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Today’s learning things with Jimmy brings us Angela Lansbury.

You may know her from Murder She Wrote:

 

Bedknobs, and broomsticks:

 

or Beauty and the Beast:

or you may know her from that time you went barhopping with her and Bea Arthur:

But the final summation is that she’s rad.

Here’s Jimmy’s top 5 reasons to adore her:

1. She was Sybil Vane in the “Picture of Dorian Gray” (1944)

2. She had knee surgery in 2005 (that is weird Jimmy)

3. She’s British.

4. she looks good in this hat:

5. She’s very believable as a pot.

♫LAUREN

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Learning With Jimmy: Sylmar

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Since Last year there were a lot of posts about Eric and Isabel we’ve decided to step up the Adventures of Jimmy…

A new blog topic starts today:

Here’s a map to acclimate yourself with Sylmar:

Things you should know about Sylmar!

-it is a part of the Wickedly awesome San Fernando Valley

– In 1977 an episode of Chips was shot there!

-It was once riddled with olive trees, now it’s riddled with shopping centers!

-It is the native habitat of Jimmy

-It’s name means “Sea Of Trees” which is really odd because it looks more like a suburb

-In 1965 Sylmar celebrated it’s 91’s birthday!

-There are lots of freeways around it! Some go to Disneyland!

-in 1992 it was set as a filming location of “Encino Man”

Jimmy’s final thought:

♫LAUREN

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Powered by Chicklets

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Right now I’m on a candy induced high.

Brought to you by:

Delicious Nutritious Chicklets!

Which are awesome in so many ways. So if I am found passed out on the floor today inches from deaths door… it may be because I ate too many chicklets… or Bob Saget was touching underwear again.

♫LAUREN

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Birthday Getaway’s With Clay And Isabel

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Although she tells everyone she’s in the lab creating the perfect shade of industructable yet soft lipstick… Isabel is still traversing the world with Clay Aiken…

Although Clay has already sent his bedazzled greeting Isabel would like to add this photo for our archive:

She has also told us that today she plans on starting a collection koalas… because the are basically the rat of Australia.

♫LAUREN

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