Eric is celebrating Viciously Sweets birthday by partying it up with the ladies.
In this case here he is partying with the notorious Tori Spelling.
Little Known Eric Fact: He’s the biggest 90210 fan:
♫lauren
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Have you had your Wham! today?
Today I’m having the best time listening to Wham!
If you feel inclined to listen to Wham! I suggest you do the following
-Listen to “Young Guns”
-Grab a friend and try to sing a Wham! song in Kareoke… I suggest “Careless Whispers”
-Pull that “Choose Life” shirt out of your closet
-Jitterbug until you hit that High…
-feather your locks
Renew your membership to the Andrew Ridgeley fanclub:
And then dress like George Michael Post Wham! … little stubble and all.
and wake me up before you go-go.
♫LAUREN
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He needs the Ice Cream
It’s very obvious that Eric needs some ice cream:
But he may need a smaller size because that is going to drip all over the carpet.
♫LAUREN
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Eric and the Ladies: Mariachi Adventures
Eric is very well known for his love of the ladies.
Today’s Eric can barely control his boom boom pow with all these señoritas. It is rumored that he is trying to make a musical for Taco Bell, “Chalupas of Desire”… here is an exclusive photo practicing the number for “$0.99 Nachos of love”:
We wish his musical endevors much success
♫LAUREN
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The annoyance
I like when people enjoy my blogs. I don’t like when people spam my blogs.
I would like the world to know I am not interested in the following
1. gibberish- do not “kjofiwemeorj28347ls” me
2. Advertisements for weapons- I don’t need a machete, or sickle, or bow and arrow
3. People who push “21 Guns” as a good song
4. Anything about man parts… don’t have any of my own thanks
Thank you for your time.
♫LAUREN
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Top 10 T’s
This is a special countdown for Eric… from 2 cubicles south from this computer…
10. T-Pain
Because he’ll buy you a draaaaaaaaaaank, and then he’ll take you home. Which means he’s an awesome designated driver.
9. Taters
Because everyone likes them. Especially in tot form.
8. Nikki T.
She is the highest on the list from the 909. But her first name has no “T” in it so this is as high as the list could place her.
7. Tubes
They are used for everything… testing, plumbing, vacuum… they are also wicked futuristic.
6.T-shirts
The best article of clothing that starts with “T”.
5.Drinking Tea.
This one was selected by Eric… Eric who likes tea and ladies.
4.T-rex
A large dinosaur with little arms… WIN WIN
3.Mr. T.
Because he pity’s the fool exceptionally well.
2. Tasty Things
Delicious is nice.
1. The Letter “T”
because without the letter “T” this countdown would have no substance… or without a t “subsance”. Nor could I go tee-hee. T you are totally terrific
Honorable Mentions: T-squares, T-ball, and tentacles
and fruity T-loaf???
Top 5 Clay’s
5. Polymer Clay
I believe the world will never be the same because of polymer clay. You can make into everything… from people to fruit, or even clay
4. Jars of Clay
Um I don’t really listen to them.. but they have a greatest hits so… that must mean they are RAD!!!
3. Henry Clay
Slick founder of the Whig Party, as well as secretary of State. He was known as the “Great Pacifier” and “The Great Compromiser”… which is pretty freaking great. He was in a close tie with our # 2 spot… but unfortunately his last name is clay… not his first, so #3 is his spot
2. Clay
A natural material that is awesome. This was a really hard one to pick…
1.Clay Aiken
Like Anyone else could be at the top of this list????
honorable mention: Andrew Dice Clay- who I don’t like so he’s not on this list.
♫LAUREN
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Too Ugly To Live
Here is the shirt Jimmy has been harrassing me about:
It’s for those days when you feel really lame.
and here’s an upclose…
now I need to get Steven to print this.
♫LAUREN
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Favorite things: Wild Omar
i’m sending this edition of favorite things as a shout out to Isabel.
she knows why.
Todays edition of favorite things is MOST DEFINITELY…. WILDOMAR
And here is all the reasons why it should be one of your favorites too!
1. For Wild Omar himself
2. For the love of Nature
3. Because they have civilization
4. For the California SUNSHINE
5. Because they have more than adobe’s. This house is like 3x the size of my house.
6. because they have birthday parties
7. They believe in magic
8. They celebrate California’s heritage:
9. They have wicked amounts of pipes:
10. They have cool rides:
Yay! California!
♫LAUREN
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Viciously Sweet 