So I have been a little lax with the stare-a-thon posts. It’s because I got lost in the gaze I was holding Isabel in. I actually realized that I hadn’t even blinked in 12 days.
Apparently I’m not the only one who just can’t stop staring. Not only has Christine and the entire state of Nebraska got all caught up in the stare-a-thon holiday season…
According to the latest posts on TMZ, this old-timey Sherlock Holmes has a stare-a-thon addiction. He can’t even stop an solve a case. He hasn’t solved 1 whole case in the last month… Sherlock Holmes is sadly locked in the staring hold. But he did pose for this brief photo for the stare-a-thon.
So keep staring everyone… But don’t stare so long that you get stuck that way.
I have not been posting regularly. Due to my ability to spread myself so thin, and my ability to ruin almost everything.
But today, today there is 2 posts.
And like a blessing from the god’s of staring, the second post is about Isabel. You know the girl who has a month long event dedicated to staring at her face?
Well, every year I like to find a song to be the anthem of the stare-a-thon. And then in a moment when I was pondering how to squeeze 3 days of work into 1 I found the perfect song for this years stare-a-thon. It is a remix by the Academy Award winning Jamie Foxx:
The song has gone 6 times platinum today in my brain. So the next time you are really busy… and can’t quality time to calm your nerves or gaze undisturbed at Isabel… just remember blame it on the stare-sta-sta-stareathon.
Lovable Australian childhood fruit twins Banana’s in Pyjamas have joined in the stare-a-thon making it an International event!
Also their new interest in the stare-a-thon makes a milestone in the stare-a-thon industry. Never before have we had fruit with eyes stare and Isabel. Let’s keep innovating and remembering that it’s best to stare at Isabel in a group because afterall:
I was thinking that the stare-a-thon could use a little more pizzaz. So I dusted the sparkles from my brow and said… “Why not make it a little more musical?”
So today read the following with the sweet beat of the 12 days of Christmas:
On the 8th day of the stare-a-thon I would like to share with thee a Bird staring at Isabel by some trees:
He did 7 hours of staring’
With 6 passing tourists…
5 DAYS IN A ROW!!!!!
With 4 bathroom breaks,
3 parked cars…
2 beatty eyes…
At ONE Isabel holding flowers!
I’m expecting Isabel to be questioning my brain thoughts after reading this. And for everyone who is severely confused by a holiday made to stare at a stranger… I should have a doodle up later today too. And a story, a story about things that can only happen to me.
As a safety reminder I just want to say that I know that the stare-a-thon is very exciting. But please don’t hurt yourself while trying to get that upclose stare. You may not really be there in person. And I cannot send tylenol to everyone who whacks their head on their computer screen.
This is mostly because I use advil and don’t give out my address to strangers. Be safe starers.
Some people are very old school when it comes to staring at the most treasured Isabel in California. They absolutely refuse to follow the new stare in numbers campaign and still are staring at her all stealth like:
They just sit around her neighborhood trying to find the best angles of her to get their stare on. They still sit there for days at a time only eating cheetos, barely blinking. I hope this doesn’t scare you Isabel… but they are doing it right now.