Isabel Stare-a-thon 2012: Enhanced Magnification

So I have been a little lax with the stare-a-thon posts. It’s because I got lost in the gaze I was holding Isabel in. I actually realized that I hadn’t even blinked in 12 days.

Apparently I’m not the only one who just can’t stop staring. Not only has Christine and the entire state of Nebraska got all caught up in the stare-a-thon holiday season…

According to the latest posts on TMZ, this old-timey Sherlock Holmes has a stare-a-thon addiction. He can’t even stop an solve a case. He hasn’t solved 1 whole case in the last month… Sherlock Holmes is sadly locked in the staring hold. But he did pose for this brief photo for the stare-a-thon.

So keep staring everyone… But don’t stare so long that you get stuck that way.

♥Lauren

Isabel Stare-A-Thon 2012: Jamie Foxx Remix

I have not been posting regularly. Due to my ability to spread myself so thin, and my ability to ruin almost everything.

But today, today there is 2 posts.

And like a blessing from the god’s of staring, the second post is about Isabel. You know the girl who has a month long event dedicated to staring at her face?

Well, every year I like to find a song to be the anthem of the stare-a-thon. And then in a moment when I was pondering how to squeeze 3 days of work into 1 I found the perfect song for this years stare-a-thon. It is a remix by the Academy Award winning Jamie Foxx:

The song has gone 6 times platinum today in my brain. So the next time you are really busy… and can’t quality time to calm your nerves or gaze undisturbed at Isabel… just remember blame it on the stare-sta-sta-stareathon.

Happy Staring everybody!

Lauren

Isabel Stare-A-Thon: Bananas in Pyjamas

Lovable Australian childhood fruit twins Banana’s in Pyjamas have joined in the stare-a-thon making it an International event!

Bananas in pyjamas really love to stare!

Also their new interest in the stare-a-thon makes a milestone in the stare-a-thon industry. Never before have we had fruit with eyes stare and Isabel. Let’s keep innovating and remembering that it’s best to stare at Isabel in a group because afterall:

Isabel stare-a-thon 2012
♥Lauren

Isabel Stare-a-thon: Staring with Mr. Shatner

William Shatner doesn’t really understand. the. isabel. stare-a-thon.

I tried to explain it to him.

Lauren: William Shatner… all you have to do is look at her… for a long period of time:

W.S.: I… just… don’t… get …. it

Lauren: Just open your eyes and point them towards Isabel. She is the final frontier for your eyes.

W.S.: I… have… to… blink…

Lauren: Do that later, Billiam! The world is depending on you!

W.S.: O… kay… I’m… stare…ing

Lauren: That is a chair William Shatner… Isabel is not a chair

W.S.: (turns head) Okay… I … see… her..

Lauren: WILIIAM SHATNER THAT IS A WALL.

W.S.: *grumbly sound*

Lauren: Why don’t you just go make some Priceline commercials?

W.S.: *grumbly sound*

William Shatner just isn't getting it
William Shatner just isn’t getting it

Boldly stare like no one has stared before! Because William Shatner cannot be counted on to glare with his pair of… eyes!

Happy evening to all. I should have another post up today of the doodly sort!

♥Lauren

Isabel Stare-a-thon 2012: The Flock

Happy Isabel Stare-a-thon everybody!

I was thinking that the stare-a-thon could use a little more pizzaz. So I dusted the sparkles from my brow and said… “Why not make it a little more musical?”

So today read the following with the sweet beat of the 12 days of Christmas:

On the 8th day of the stare-a-thon I would like to share with thee a Bird staring at Isabel by some trees:

He did 7 hours of staring’

With 6 passing tourists…

5 DAYS IN A ROW!!!!!

With 4 bathroom breaks,

3 parked cars…

2 beatty eyes…

At ONE Isabel holding flowers!

I’m expecting Isabel to be questioning my brain thoughts after reading this. And for everyone who is severely confused by a holiday made to stare at a stranger… I should have a doodle up later today too. And a story, a story about things that can only happen to me.

♥Lauren

Isabel Stare-a-thon 2012: Up Close and Personal

As a safety reminder I just want to say that I know that the stare-a-thon is very exciting. But please don’t hurt yourself while trying to get that upclose stare. You may not really be there in person. And I cannot send tylenol to everyone who whacks their head on their computer screen.

This is mostly because I use advil and don’t give out my address to strangers. Be safe starers.

♥Lauren

Isabel Stare-A-Thon 2012: The Community

It’s Sunday. And if your neighbors are finally in bed and not staring at Isabel. Don’t dispair… you can stare with others… online.

Viciously Sweet is basically Stare-a-thon HQ. And there are always people on here trying to figure out how to watch Isabel as a community. Don’t let this precious holiday go to waste:

Stare Responsibly:

♥Lauren

Isabel Stare-A-Thon 2012: First Saturday

First Saturday of the Stare-a-thon is here. That means you have no pesky work to hold you back from staring at the one and only Isabel, (unless you have work on Saturday, then you should go to work.)

The best part about weekends and the stare-a-thon is that you can have many people over to have a few drinks, eat some gelato… and stare until their eyes fall out:

And remember:

♥ Lauren

Isabel Stare-a-thon 2012: Best Alone

Some people are very old school when it comes to staring at the most treasured Isabel in California. They absolutely refuse to follow the new stare in numbers campaign and still are staring at her all stealth like:

They just sit around her neighborhood trying to find the best angles of her to get their stare on. They still sit there for days at a time only eating cheetos, barely blinking. I hope this doesn’t scare you Isabel… but they are doing it right now.

♥Lauren